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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    WHAT WOMAN SAY & WHAT IT MEANS

    CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. ********* I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... Without you in it. ********* DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. ********* NO, PIZZA'S...
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    Husband & Wife

    Husband & Wife - Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles...
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    Its all about Wives

    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. ************ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ************ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ************ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in...
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    Difference between appraisal and resignation

    A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? " Trainee: "Yes I do" Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation" Comparison study : Appraisal and...
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    40 Cool Things About Being A Guy

    1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are...
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    Methods of Hiring

    Cognizant Method: Hire a lion... Ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. Give him Gobi 65 to eat again and again. Hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit Give them same Gobi 65 to eat Hire 200 more....... And more ....... TCS method: Hire a lion...
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    Living in 2008

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5...
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    CLEAN AND STRESS RELIEVING HUMOUR

    (Written by kids) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ********* No person really decides before they grow...
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    If Airlines Were Based on Operating Systems

    UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, Arguing nonstop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. *********** Air DOS Everybody pushes the...
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    Women are evil

    Women are evil if they don't get what they need.... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full...
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    Witty answers - read and enjoy ... :))

    Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. *********** Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter...
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    Zodiac Signs and the way they Kiss

    Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations...
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    FUNNY MATHEMATICS

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit...
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    If u luv someone...

    THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was..... THE NEW VERSIONS R..... Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you...
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    Husband`s Affair

    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the...
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    Top 25 Explanations By Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work.

    1. Strange... 2. I've never heard about that. 3. It did work yesterday. 4. Well, the program needs some fixing. 5. How is this possible? 6. The machine seems to be broken. 7. Has the operating system been updated? 8. The user has made an error again. 9. There is something wrong in your test...
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    If anyone got diz software's full version plz upload a link
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    Dan YFM eke yana song eke link ekak dennako
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    Oya dase - Prihan

    Me song eke Audio Video links plz
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    Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can't stop laughing

    These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this...

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