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    Folder Options Missing

    Many of us sometimes find the folder options missing in windows explorer. Here's the solution--> Open Run and then type "gpedit.msc". Now goto User Configuration > Administrative templates > Windows Component > Windows Explorer. Click on Windows Explorer you will find the 3rd option on the...
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    Indians are Indians

    Once a English man came to India as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him.First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The English man asked "how many years did it take to build this one". The guide replied "it took about 20 full years ".............."20...
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    INTERNET SAYINGS

    Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C: is the root of all...
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    The New Stock Market Terminology

    These terms have been updated to fit today's times: CEO: chief embezzlement officer. CFO: corporate fraud officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance...
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    Learn to Control Your PC

    Learn these tips and tricks to create a more fun and organized PC to help optimize your computing time and enjoyment. The following tips should work with Windows 98 up to XP, but there may be slight differences in the method for the various Windows operating systems. There are many different PC...
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    No Pants

    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed . The old man looked off...
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    ~Post Ur Desktop November~

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    Isuruimg--------------------------------------->4K

    Congratz hit it soooooooooon
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    Impetuous Decision

    An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends' and relatives' homes in other cities decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon. They came to the grandiose hotel...
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    Long live Bachelors

    Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb I don't...
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    Blonde Jokes

    A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs...
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    Natasha Perera's Newest pics

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    Your Daughter is Pregnant

    A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the...
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    Real Or Not

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears are left-handed. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one...
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    Logistics and Organization

    After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to...
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    Birthday Greethings

    If anyone got Birthday Greethings JPG's plz post'em here.
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    New words 2009

    * SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes...
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    Why men are happier

    Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You...
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    Good One To Laugh

    1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three...
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    Men vs. Women

    What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******* 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. *******...

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