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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Hey guyz I'm back

    Hi all I'm back 2 EK from 2 weeks
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    Couldn't come 2 EK

    I couldn't be able 2 cme 2 EK for days.May be months.I miss u guyz.:( :sorry:
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    Policies and Procedures

    In this experiment they put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough...
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    The Amazing Blonde Pilot

    It seems that a young blonde man volunteered for military service during World War II. Despite being blonde, he had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensecola skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensecola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they...
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    The Whale revenge

    A family of whales was swimming around on a nice day. Suddenly a boat with harpooners came and killed the baby whale. A few years went by and the same boat came around again. When the father whale saw it, he said that they should pay for killing their son. He turned to the wife and said...
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    Navneet Kaur HoT and SpicY Photoshoot

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    Extreme Tatoos

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    Bush meeting the Queen in London

    At Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six...
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    What is Politics?

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so...
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    I have upgreded girlfriend to wife

    What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : ) -------------------------------- Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources...
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    Not Getting Older

    A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”. The salesman asks “how...
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    Do Telemarketers Bug You?

    Do you get lots of annoying calls from telemarketers? Don't get upset about it! Use the opportunity to get a laugh! ******* 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. ******* 2. If they start out with, "How are...
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    The Least Romantic Quotations (Ideal after breakup)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything...
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    A letter to Bill Gates from Santa Singh

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer For our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your Notice. 1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and Whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password...
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    The main difference between http:// and https://

    HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients. The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and...
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    Hate Letter (Funny & Creative)

    Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this...
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    Good laugh for Women (and guys, too!!)

    One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine? "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "...
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    How to face Problems

    Problems may come but u must take it as a "ROYAL CHALLENGE" Otherwise people will call u an "OLD MONK" And stick a "BLACK LABEL" on u. But u must fight like "NAPOLEAN", Live like a "BAGPIPER", Move around like "JHONNY WALKER", Work till "8PM", Think like a "DIRECTOR SPECIAL" ...
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    සක්විති රනසිoහ - Latest Update

    සක්විති රනසිoහ - Latest Update
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    Extracting the wisdom tooth

    One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if I don't use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to...

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