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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    ~A Special World~

    A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a...
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    Warning........................................... .......................

    Attention Please PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC). CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE..IF SO..DO NOT USE IT!!!! New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized...
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    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp

    Need Download accelarator premium version....:(
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    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood.

    MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now, rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you...
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    Morning SMS's

    Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion, He surrendered his sword at the child's feet. Now da Child has GrownUp & wishes u Gud morning ................................ Sweet like Honey, Costly like Money. Blessing like Shower, Smiling like Flower. Cool like...
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    Beggars of today

    A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50 "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing." A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5. "What's...
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    World's Under Water Three Wheeler

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    Raja Kiaman

    "You can study and get any certificates. . but you cannot get your own death certificate (......by Dracula). You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH" (...... by Mr. Tenny). You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college...
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    IF GOD HAD A VOICE MAIL

    Most of us have now learned to live with "voice mail," as a necessary > part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered what it would be > like, > if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the > following: > Thank you for calling Heaven. > For English, Press 1, for...
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    Smart....!

    A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear ? The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race...
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    The Guys' Rules

    Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! *********** 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ************ 1. Shopping is NOT a...
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    Cup of tea

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I...
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    A Good One....

    Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said...
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    Mild Jokes on a Monday!

    DOCTOR. To address an emergency call, a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. Doctor kicked all the relatives out of the room, closed the door with patient and he inside. After a while he came out...
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    Thaththai Mamai...

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    Real names in bollywood

    Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain Khan Ajay Devgan - Vishal Devgan Ajit - Hamid Ali Khan Akshay Kumar - Rajiv Bhatia Amitabh Bachchan - Amit Srivastav Ashok Kumar - Kumud Ganguly Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh Deol Dev Anand - Devdutt Pishorimal Anand Dharmendra - Dharam Singh Deol Dilip...
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    ----===My 1000 post===---

    Hey all,This is my 1000 post.And I want to know everybody,What do you think of me?And please tell me exactly how you feel about me............
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    The Rule

    WHAT is the Iron rule? The rule of savage men: If evil is done to you, Evil do thou again, This is the IRON role. What is the SILVER rule? The rule of worldly men: If good your neighbor does to you, Do good to him again, This is the SILVER rule. What is the GOLDEN rule...
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    SMS Jokes

    Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice…. ..................................................... A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup...
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    Umbrella Thief

    A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started yelled...

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