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    Kawda hodama RS acc free denne?

    Methana nea.Nama kiwwoth awul
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    What is You're Processor ?

    AMD Athlon X2 4000+
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    is Rapid Share Down ?

    Down unaa.Eth dan hari
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    Joker - Add Your Jokers or Jokes Here - This is a Competition ....

    Ane mamanam owa danne nea ne.Sorry.
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    What Men Really Mean

    "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely...
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    Yard Sale

    One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn. This time my curiosity got...
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    Patient's cards

    Actual writings on some patient's cards at Kenyatta Hospital 1. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day...
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    Are You Ready to Have Children

    Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. ******* Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you maysubstitute roofing tacks) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a...
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    No Pants

    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed . The old man looked off...
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    Cute Questions asked by Kids

    She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ******* My young grandson...
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    Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
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    Help a girl, when she is in truble. And she will surley remember you Only when she is in truble again.
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    There was a garland in the operation theatre. Seeing this, the confused patient asked the nurse about it. The nurse replied calmly,"This is first case to our doctor.. If he succeeds, it is for him, otherwise......"
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    Interviewer: Just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How will u escape? Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination
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    A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit. Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you." "How do you know she's a ballerina?" "Well, no...
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    One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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    - There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college. Why? - COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
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    Why Wedding Dress is always WHITE

    Son asked his mother: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The...

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