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අද මධ්යම රාත්රියේ සිට බඩු මිල පහළට
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අනේ බං. උඹට විලි ලැජ්ජාවක් නැද්ද බං මේ වගේ ත්රෙඩ් දාන්නෙ. ඇයි අඩු කළේ මොකටද අඩු කළේ කියල ඕන ඔටුවෙකුට තේරෙනව. හැම දාම ගහන ගැටේනේ ඕක. 
ඡන්දෙට කලින් අඩුකරනවා. ඡන්දෙන් පස්සේ වැඩි කරනවා.
ඡන්දෙට කලින් අඩුකරනවා. ඡන්දෙන් පස්සේ වැඩි කරනවා.
මේක තැනක දාල තිබුන එකක්. තිබ්බ තැන දාන්නෙ නෑ. නැත්තන් ඒකත් බෑන් කොරයි.
Srilanka - Page එකේ තියෙන්නේ. Wikipedia වගේ සයිට් එකක. දන්නෝ දනිති.
Sex and Pornography
All pornography websites are banned by the Taliban regime of the crowned king. There are plans to prohibit sex altogether in future, since Sri Lankans does not need Sex because the King fucks them every day up their asses.(එකෙක් සුනිමලයා )
the culture of sri Lanka is as such that the main threats against the culture are The nude beach in Kalutara opened in mid 2011 and the 5% of homosexuals and lesbians. There is a government ministry chosen by the king to preserve the culture of Sri Lanka, and they have suggested that woman must be dressed in a way that covers their knees and elbows in order to preserve the culture of Sri Lanka.
Any book, artwork or an undergarment that can be connected to any of the religions practiced in Sri Lanka would be confiscated, and the person responsible would be imprisoned until everyone forget about the incident.
Politics
To be successful in politics of Sri Lanka, one must prove themselves dangerous yet useful to the king. Having a media company, private army/arsenal, child soldiers, meth lab or a drug cartel are added qualifications to get a seat in the parliament of Sri Lanka. For a woman, simply being a whore or at least an actress in a porn movie is a qualification to get a sear in the parliament.
Serving the country to protect it, by risking ones own life is considered as a grave crime in Sri Lanka; and one could possibly end up in jail for a lifetime for such a crime. Writing any word against the king of Sri Lanka is the easiest way to win a one way cruiser ticket to somewhere the middle of Indian Ocean (middle of nowhere in the ocean).
මෙව්වා දකින අපිට දැන් පුකෙනුත් හිනා යන්නෙ නෑ.
ඡන්දෙට කලින් අඩුකරනවා. ඡන්දෙන් පස්සේ වැඩි කරනවා.
ඡන්දෙට කලින් අඩුකරනවා. ඡන්දෙන් පස්සේ වැඩි කරනවා.
මේක තැනක දාල තිබුන එකක්. තිබ්බ තැන දාන්නෙ නෑ. නැත්තන් ඒකත් බෑන් කොරයි.
Srilanka - Page එකේ තියෙන්නේ. Wikipedia වගේ සයිට් එකක. දන්නෝ දනිති.
Sex and Pornography
All pornography websites are banned by the Taliban regime of the crowned king. There are plans to prohibit sex altogether in future, since Sri Lankans does not need Sex because the King fucks them every day up their asses.(එකෙක් සුනිමලයා
)the culture of sri Lanka is as such that the main threats against the culture are The nude beach in Kalutara opened in mid 2011 and the 5% of homosexuals and lesbians. There is a government ministry chosen by the king to preserve the culture of Sri Lanka, and they have suggested that woman must be dressed in a way that covers their knees and elbows in order to preserve the culture of Sri Lanka.
Any book, artwork or an undergarment that can be connected to any of the religions practiced in Sri Lanka would be confiscated, and the person responsible would be imprisoned until everyone forget about the incident.
Politics
To be successful in politics of Sri Lanka, one must prove themselves dangerous yet useful to the king. Having a media company, private army/arsenal, child soldiers, meth lab or a drug cartel are added qualifications to get a seat in the parliament of Sri Lanka. For a woman, simply being a whore or at least an actress in a porn movie is a qualification to get a sear in the parliament.
Serving the country to protect it, by risking ones own life is considered as a grave crime in Sri Lanka; and one could possibly end up in jail for a lifetime for such a crime. Writing any word against the king of Sri Lanka is the easiest way to win a one way cruiser ticket to somewhere the middle of Indian Ocean (middle of nowhere in the ocean).
මෙව්වා දකින අපිට දැන් පුකෙනුත් හිනා යන්නෙ නෑ.
ඒක වෙන්න ඇති මහින්ද හු*තිගෙ පුතා පෙට්රල් ලීටරේකට රුපියල් 10කින් කෙලියෙ...........!!!!
අලුත් අවුරුද්දේ පොනිමල්ගේ මෝඩ ආතල්. කොහෙද බන් මේ බොරු උදේම දැක්කේ? උඹලගේ වැසිකිලි පත්තරේද? වැඩි කරන්නේ රුපියල් 1000 කින් අඩු කරන්නේ රුපියල් 50 කින් . ඔන්න උඹලගේ බඩු අඩු කිරිල්ල. උඹේ දැන් පස්ස නොමිලේද මේ අවුරුද්දේ ඉඳලා?
