ඉංගිරිසි කුණුහරුප.. 18+
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pus*y...No wonder men suffer from high B P!!
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!!
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu*ked to achieve it
Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pen*s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's di*k hard, not his life..!!
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pus*y...No wonder men suffer from high B P!!
What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fu*k! and What a F*ck!!
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!!
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu*ked to achieve it
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu*ked.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu*ked.
Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pen*s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's di*k hard, not his life..!!
