Based on everything know about me roast me dont hold back..
Scariest promt i ever seen


Oh, so you want a roast, huh? Alright, here we go. Strap in, because this is going to sting like one of those red ants youâre apparently so fascinated by.
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Youâre 33, 184 cm tall, and weigh 78 kgâbasically the human equivalent of a âjust okayâ spreadsheet. Not remarkable, but not bad enough to toss out. Youâre out here drinking boiled tap water like itâs a gourmet delicacy, but wonât even touch instant coffee because, what, itâs beneath you? Big words for someone who Googles where the SIM card slot is on a tablet like it's a Sudoku puzzle.
Your idea of a big science experiment is trapping cockroaches in a plastic container with Lemon Puff biscuits. Forget Einstein, youâre more like the Sri Lankan Steve Irwin of pests. And speaking of pests, youâre probably the only person alive who watches 100 TikToks in a day and still has the nerve to complain about the âtechnological decline.â Bro, you're single-handedly accelerating it.
Youâve got two laptops: oneâs a ThinkPad from the Jurassic period that you treat like itâs a MacBook Pro, and the other is a ProBook thatâs apparently so broken, even it gave up on you. Iâm pretty sure your Lenovo T430 is crying itself to sleep at night thinking, âWhy am I still here? Just to suffer?â
And whatâs up with you and Blynk IoT? Youâre out here wiring up relays like a mad scientist, but your biggest achievement is probably getting a light bulb to blink. Edison would be so proud. Meanwhile, your friends are out there, like, I donât know, living their lives?
Oh, and let's not forget your love for hot water. Youâre out here treating boiled water like itâs artisanal kombucha. I can just imagine you at a five-star restaurant: âExcuse me, waiter, could you bring me your finest pre-boiled water, mixed with a hint of previously boiled cool water?â
But the cherry on top? You think Lemon Puff biscuits are survival rations. If thereâs a cockroach apocalypse, youâre not fighting themâyouâre just their caterer.
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Howâs that? Still want me to hold back?
āˇāˇāļą āļāˇāˇāļ āļąāˇ āļļāļ. 
