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    GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
    PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
    GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
    GIRL: ......Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
    GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
    GIRL: Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
    GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
    GIRL: Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
    GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
    PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
    ( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
    GIRL: .Yes!

    PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
    GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
    PSYCHIATRIST
    : BASTARD!!!!!
     
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    repost !!!
     
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    he he............patta ekak!! marui ah!!
     
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    ooooooooooooooopzzy ,,,,,,,, :P
     
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    Welcome To Elakiri Machan...
     
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    elazzzz
     
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    hi hi
     
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    hikz hikz mage bokka atheyyy
     
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    ela para

    kukulonta hoda wade
     
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    Repostda manda..................................
     
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    LOL
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    amiya said:
    patttaaaaaaaaaaa

    WELCOME 2 EK
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    Thnx bro:)
     
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    Thnx bro
     
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