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Blonde and Computer
- Thread starter dj gamaya
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Q & A about Blonde and Computer
Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There's a piece of cheese in front of the mouse.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.
Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There's a piece of cheese in front of the mouse.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.
Long Password
During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she had been told that it had to be at least 8 CHARACTERS long and include at least 1 CAPITAL.
During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she had been told that it had to be at least 8 CHARACTERS long and include at least 1 CAPITAL.
Blonde and Windows
One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.
"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.
"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.
"What window do you have open?"
"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!"
One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.
"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.
"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.
"What window do you have open?"
"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows!"
