A little boy asked: "Daddy, how was I born?"
Ole Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Well you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on AOL
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We eventually sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
pop-up appeared and said:.....'You've Got Male!' "
Ole Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Well you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on AOL
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We eventually sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
pop-up appeared and said:.....'You've Got Male!' "
