One day, Little markhaloce saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.
Little markhaloce asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?"
"No", said Little markhaloce .
His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little markhaloce saw his grandpa drinking beer.
He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?"
His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?"
"Yes" said Little markhaloce.
His grandpa replied "Then go fuck yourself"






