Boys from County Hell 2020
And most people don't even know Bram Stoker was Irish.
Or that he got his inspiration here.
See, this land belonged to an evil old whore named Abhartach,
And he would drained people's blood and drank it like water.
Locals tried to kill him, and he just kept rising looking for the more.
Like Dracula?
Fuck Dracula.
Folks round here don't like that word.
You literally have a painting of him outside the bar.
We might as well get something out of the fact Stoker came here, Pillaged our legend and used it.
To write the greatest horror novel of all time?
Well, it's worth a read, is it?
What, you haven't actually read it?
But that Abhartach, he was neamh-mairbh, which is Gaelic for --Undead.
And what you probably don't know is that a Chieftan called Cahan stabbed the fucker through the heart and buried him out here.
Someone from our time killed the original vampire, and we don't even get the credit.
And since then, no-one's had the balls to move his grave.
Some people say that if you get too close, you spontaneously start to bleed. Like he's sucking it out of you just by being close.
Aye. Suck them without sucking.
It doesn't prove shit.
Stoker came to Six Mile Hill, heard this story. A few years later, releases Dracula.
Did he ever say he was actually inspired by this story?
The story of Abhartach is the first story ever written down about a blood-drinking creature.
And most people don't even know Bram Stoker was Irish.
Or that he got his inspiration here.
See, this land belonged to an evil old whore named Abhartach,
And he would drained people's blood and drank it like water.
Locals tried to kill him, and he just kept rising looking for the more.
Like Dracula?
Fuck Dracula.
Folks round here don't like that word.
You literally have a painting of him outside the bar.
We might as well get something out of the fact Stoker came here, Pillaged our legend and used it.
To write the greatest horror novel of all time?
Well, it's worth a read, is it?
What, you haven't actually read it?
But that Abhartach, he was neamh-mairbh, which is Gaelic for --Undead.
And what you probably don't know is that a Chieftan called Cahan stabbed the fucker through the heart and buried him out here.
Someone from our time killed the original vampire, and we don't even get the credit.
And since then, no-one's had the balls to move his grave.
Some people say that if you get too close, you spontaneously start to bleed. Like he's sucking it out of you just by being close.
Aye. Suck them without sucking.
It doesn't prove shit.
Stoker came to Six Mile Hill, heard this story. A few years later, releases Dracula.
Did he ever say he was actually inspired by this story?
The story of Abhartach is the first story ever written down about a blood-drinking creature.
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