elakiri joke

romero2005

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  • Sep 13, 2006
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    Read carefully....











    This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month.



    Her name was Janaki. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named



    Prabath. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.

    You



    can never see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone



    from Mobitel to Dialog, so both of them can be on the same network, and



    save on the cost.



    She spends half of the day talking with Prabrth. Janaki's family knows



    about their relationship. Prabath is very close with Janaki's family.

    (just



    imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends



    "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same



    thing to her parents.



    After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin. A lot of them tried to



    do so but still couldn't , everybody tried to carry the coffin, the result



    was still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a religious



    man from a village, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and



    started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl



    misses something here". then her friends told the learned man about her



    wish to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her



    phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the



    coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All the



    people were shocked. (can u feel the fear. I'm shaking at this moment)



    Janaki's parents did not inform Prabath that Janaki had passed away.

    After



    2 weeks Prabath called Janaki's mom. Prabath :...."Aunty, I'm coming home



    today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Janaki that I'm coming home



    today, i wanna surprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first,



    i wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him



    the truth about Janaki.



    Prabath thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said



    "dont try to fool me - tell Janaki to come out, i have a gift for her



    Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death



    certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Prabath



    started to sweat) ..



    He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.

    Prabath



    was shaking. Suddenly, Prabath's phone rang. "see this is from Janaki, see



    this..." he showed the phone to Janaki's family. all of them told him to



    answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his



    conversation.



    Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of



    Janaki & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed



    inside the coffin they were so shocked and asked for the religious mans



    help again. He brought another religious man along to solve this matter.



    they both worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing...



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