Funny sms Collections

  • Oct 23, 2012
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    1.Friend:- mokada une?
    ai ban uba duken inne? mokada iye 1st night eka awul unada?
    Manamalaya:- na ban.. 1st night eka hodai.. okkoma hodata keruna...
    eth ada uda podi awulak una
    Friend:- ai ban mokada une?
    Manamalaya:- okkoma iwara wela ada ude man puruddata wage eyata rs1000k dunna
    Friend:- ithin eki monawada kale?
    Manamalya:- eki mata rs500k ithuru dunna ban...

    2.
    Oya ei halo mata mehema deyak kale? Mama kawadawath hithuwe na oya me wage deyak karai kiyala. Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak wiswasa kala. Eth ada
    idan a wiswase api athara ne. Mama ahanne ei me wage deyak kale oya ei
    ape
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    GONAGE THANAKOLA tika kwe..

    3.
    JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL

    SALARY : Rs.67,500
    QUA : Should have passed O/L
    PLACE : Colombo
    JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..

    4.
    Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta. Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
    Mokda dannawada
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    Dan hariyata rata HARAK HORU innawa.
    Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.

    5.
    Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.
    Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
    Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.
    Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi.

    6.
    Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
    Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
    mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
    oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.

    7.
    Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
    oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.

    A mokada dannawada?


    Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....

    8.
    Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
    Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
    Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
    Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
    Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
    Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?

    9.
    Whn u fail d final exam,
    *ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
    #mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
    #GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
    #cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
    ##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"

    10.
    Eka rosa patai.
    A wagema lassanai.
    Eka diwa ganakota puduma
    saneepayak danenawa.
    Amuthuma rasak.
    A nisama godak wela
    man eka diwen lewakanawa.
    A rasatanam mama thamath
    asai. Eda man puduma sathutak
    winde. hamotama horen
    aththamai...

    hoda nam ithin dannawanee.....:P