Funny Sinhala and English SMS

[bashi]

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

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What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

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Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

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Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

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Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

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Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

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Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

 

[Dhamatrix]

Okey!

ade ek vala tiyana pattama joke sms tika
Thank You soo Much Bro
Thava danna

Okey!





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[ovindud]

machan Patta machan maru sms tika..

 

[Dhamatrix]

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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.



Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.



1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.


New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.


Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!



Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”



“LOVE”
Starts from eyes
Grows with gifts
End with tears
but 2day
“LOVE”
starts from mobiles
Grows with balance share
Ends with number busy.



Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE


143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.


Thought of the day:
“if u help a grl when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

 

[Dhamatrix]

machan Patta machan maru sms tika..

Thanks bro!

 

[Dhamatrix]

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.



Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR


When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.


Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect
who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous.
They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects.
Where do you think I should hide?


Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive.

 

[gayan kalhara]

NICE SMS ha... meva okkoma oyatama apuwa neda???

 

[Dhamatrix]

NICE SMS ha... meva okkoma oyatama apuwa neda???

OH ! NO!!!
Not All! ok!

 

[ozone_buzzer]

Ela ELa tnx bro...!!!!

 

[ozone_buzzer]

 

[Dhamatrix]

Ela ELa tnx bro...!!!!

Thanks for all reply !

It's great help for my future Posts.

 

[Dhamatrix]

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A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!




U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….


Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again



Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend.

 

[randhir]

Fatta

 

[vudara]

fatta mchn/./////////////

 

[Dhamatrix]

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Smile is a lnguage of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So Brush your teeth daily.



I want 2 tell u something.
Please dont mistake me.
Please do it sincerely.
Wear a helmet while driving because……..
Empty things break easily!!!!


What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!



Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!




girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

 

[Dhamatrix]

More How is this?

Telling a lie is Fault for a little boy,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor,
And a matter of survival for a married man.



When I miss you in my bed
I feel gloom cold.
When you in a bed with me
I feel lovely worm.

I LOVE YOU MY BED SHEET!!!



What is a difference between love marriage and an arranged marriage?
The first one is a perfect suicide…
And the next one is an arranged murder.


Fact1. You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact2. After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


In three ways you can break the mirror….

• Throw stone at the mirror.
• Throw the mirror on the floor.
• Stand in front of the mirror and smile by showing your teeth….

When you feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I’ll take you to an eye specialist!

 

[MAXPAYNE1]

ela ela

 

[iresh041]

Ha HA HA

 

[Chinthaka_tc]

Fataaaaaaaa................

 

[Deadman_Rox]

patta