Funny SMS (a bit 18+)

[dushan90]

A Girl turns to her boyfriend

in a crowded movie

says,"honey,the guy beside me is m**********g !"

He says,"Ignore him".

She says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".

 

[dushan90]

Ouch! It's too tight.


Don't worry,sweetheart

we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .

Aah! I can't. It's painful.

Ok,sweetheart, Let's get

another........................................... ..WEDDING
RING

 

[AWRORA]

woooowww superb.......

 

[dushan90]

Aftr marriage couple in bed She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She:0h!dat feels gud. hand moves 2 her breast. She:Honey,dats wonderful. hand moves 2 her leg. She:0h honey dnt stop. He stops. She:Why did u stop? He: Coz I found d remote!.

 

[dushan90]

Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: u look very s**y in this bra!
Wife : u know salceman was also saying same thing.

 

[dushan90]

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. '2 inches more I will be a king.' Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!

 

[dushan90]

A pair of loving couple went to a hotel one night.. After finishing their ''business'', suddenly the guy saw a photo in his gf's wallet.
''Is that ur ex my dear? tell me pls coz i don't mind about ur past.'' '
'Really? Good..that was me before the surgery!''

 

[dushan90]

A 15 yrs old girl was married to a 75 yrs old man,
On their first night, both of them ended up crying...
Why???
Cos' the girl don't know anything and the old man had forgotten everything!

 

[tkcore_i7]

elz!!