In an interview,
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………
Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl-Do U Know Who I m?
Boy-No..
...
Girl-I m His Daughter..
Boy-Do U Know Me?
Girl-No.!
Boy-Thank God..!..
Runnnnnnn.................................... 
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n
Then Catch It.
3- SL Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
Before Marriage......
Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
...
Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course! Over and over!
Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance I get!
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl : Can I trust you?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Darling!
After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
2 friends talking:
Hey, I got married!
Oh,thats good!
No,thats bad. she’s ugly!
Oh,thats Bad!
No.thats Good. She’s rich!
Oh! thats good!
No,thats bad ! she won’t give me a cent.
Oh, thats bad!
No,thats Good! She bought me a big house!
Oh.thats good.
No.thats bad! The house burnt down!
Oh,thats bad!.
No, thats good! She was inside
BOY: "Are You Single?"
.
.
.
.
GIRL: "No, I`m Plural."
.
.
.
.
BOY: "No, I mean, are you free this
friday?"
.
.
.
.
GIRL: "No, I`m expensive!"
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………
Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl-Do U Know Who I m?
Boy-No..
...
Girl-I m His Daughter..
Boy-Do U Know Me?
Girl-No.!
Boy-Thank God..!..
Runnnnnnn.................................... 3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n
Then Catch It.
3- SL Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
Before Marriage......
Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
...
Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course! Over and over!
Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance I get!
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl : Can I trust you?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Darling!
After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
2 friends talking:
Hey, I got married!
Oh,thats good!
No,thats bad. she’s ugly!
Oh,thats Bad!
No.thats Good. She’s rich!
Oh! thats good!
No,thats bad ! she won’t give me a cent.
Oh, thats bad!
No,thats Good! She bought me a big house!
Oh.thats good.
No.thats bad! The house burnt down!
Oh,thats bad!.
No, thats good! She was inside
BOY: "Are You Single?"
.
.
.
.
GIRL: "No, I`m Plural."
.
.
.
.
BOY: "No, I mean, are you free this
friday?"
.
.
.
.
GIRL: "No, I`m expensive!"
