Getting Married

shehanga

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  • Sep 25, 2006
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    "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a
    friend home for supper."
    "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't
    been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't
    feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that."
    "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
    "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting
    married."