"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a
friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't
been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't
feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting
married."
friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't
been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't
feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting
married."

