oska95

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I'm new to elakiri.For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?