How to hug a baby............from a dog's point of view

Doly

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Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, you have to, find a baby



2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.






3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.





4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.





5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

 

CHAMARA1983

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Doly said:
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, you have to, find a baby



2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.






3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.





4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.





5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.



cool one;)
 

Doly

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mentor_ub said:
Hehe nice..Are you going to give the same instructions to your pet(dog) when you have a baby?


hey hey still 19..........when the time comes i will instruc you to hug my baby :P ;)