I am going to start a new religion.

[snoop]

I have a boner.

 

[@akash]

this is a fun thread

 

[raichu]

Hell yeah ! Wait now so what is our place of worship again ? Strip club ?

 

[azarox]

umbata leda bnz.... ( umbala wage ewn anunge awadanaya lan karaganna onama deyak karana porawal....) umbta thiyenne maanasika asahanayak...

 

[coolioWiZ]

all hail the new prophet

 

[daredevill]

This might be the history in making,,,

 

[boner]

umbata leda bnz.... ( umbala wage ewn anunge awadanaya lan karaganna onama deyak karana porawal....) umbta thiyenne maanasika asahanayak...

so was your prophet
i am a modern day prophet. no restrictions for women

 

[twisted]

its a call for feline beings. pussies(cats). what does a boner do on them?

not sure If I understand this

our boner which art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
boner kingdom come
un-boners will be done!!!

 

[coolioWiZ]

not sure If I understand this

our boner which art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
boner kingdom come
un-boners will be done!!!

lol i pity those unable to achieve a boner

 

[boner]

not sure If I understand this

our boner which art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
boner kingdom come
un-boners will be done!!!

shouldnt it be

our boner which art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy condom come
felines will be done!!!

??

 

[coolioWiZ]

so was your prophet
i am a modern day prophet. no restrictions for women

how are u gonna give women boners

 

[DIGPRIYANKARA]

so the bonist's pray when there watching porn eh

HAKA HAKA HAKA HAKAAAAAAAA

 

[boner]

lol i pity those unable to achieve a boner

no one can achieve it my child. unless lord hath given it at creation.

 

[twisted]

lol i pity those unable to achieve a boner

in buddhism, it's called bad karma

shouldnt it be

our boner which art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy condom come
felines will be done!!!

??

you are the prophet, the only begotten of the Heavenly boner

how are u gonna give women boners

faith moves mountains, also gives women boners

 

[DIGPRIYANKARA]

DO YOU KNOW HOW ------ BORN

 

[boner]

Hell yeah ! Wait now so what is our place of worship again ? Strip club ?

the supreme altar is behind the strip club. yeah

 

[coolioWiZ]

no one can achieve it my child. unless lord hath given it at creation.

thus spake the prophet. all hail the new lord of creation

 

[coolioWiZ]

faith moves mountains, also gives women boners

epic!!!

 

[boner]

how are u gonna give women boners

there are two ways a human gets a boner ignorant child. either lord gives it at creation. or the lord gives parking space for it, you can own it for a limited time.

 

[daredevill]

So what did God tell you recently? Go to EK and start preaching? That's classy.