Kamran Akmal Jokes

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"Kamran's favourite movie: Catch Me If You Can"

‎"Kamran's Favourite book? "The dropper in the rye"

‎"Famous DON movie dialogue in Kamran's way "CATCH ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, Namumkin hey".

"Behind every successful batsman there is Kamran Akmal" ;)

"Kamran legacy: kamran could be a good brand ambassador for Save water campaign. "Every drop counts".

‎"Why can't Kamran Akmal be a Pakistani team selector? Because he will keep dropping everyone from the squad!

"Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus! :)"

"In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!"

"It's Ross Taylor's birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq
the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them."

"Wicket keeping is like charity for Akmal. Left hand does not know what right hand is doing"

"What do Michael Jackson and Kamran Akmal have in common?
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason"



This is I found during SL vs ZIM cricket live update from Cricinfo.. like to share with you all.. :)
 

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Kamran Akmal is such a bad wicket keeper, he can't even catch a flu. Not even if he stood naked in sub zero temperatures in Siberia!
 

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Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.
 

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Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be required to use his hands to catch the ball.
 

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Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the first choice wicket keeper in the country?
 

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What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping! Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches him.