An old man walks into the University Offices and says "I'd like to enrol for a Latin course." The Dean looks at him and asks rather coyly, "How old are you, Sir?" "Ninety-three" is the reply. "Then why do you want to learn Latin, at your time in life?" "Well" the man explains "I realize I haven't got long for this world,
but if I go to Heaven I'd like to be able to speak to God and the Angels in their own language,
and I'd feel more comfortable if I knew some Latin." The Dean thinks, and then asks "But what if you don't go to Heaven but go to - you know - the other place?" "That's alright, I ca n already speak American..."
but if I go to Heaven I'd like to be able to speak to God and the Angels in their own language,
and I'd feel more comfortable if I knew some Latin." The Dean thinks, and then asks "But what if you don't go to Heaven but go to - you know - the other place?" "That's alright, I ca n already speak American..."
