Another Joke From UNP.....
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o|n$m axQ@y`~gyk~ x`r@gn o|n$m m#wQvrNykt Xk~wQmw~v mRhRNqWmt ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;y sRq`nm| y#yQ em pk;@y~ shk`r @l~km| sh gm|ph qQs~wYQk~ p`r\lQ@m|n~wO mn~wYW @q`s~wr jylw~ jyvr\{n mhw` @k`LB qW I@y~ (19) p#v#wQ pYv^w~wQ s`kc|C`vkqW p#v#sWy. uwO@r\ m#wQvrN v&`p`r ktyRwOvl @yqWmt vQpk;yt avs~}`v @n`qW@m| ww~w~vy hmR@v| y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrN nQqhs~v sh s`{`rNv p#v#w~@vnR a#w#yQ vQX~v`s kL @n`h#kQ bv q @h@wm av{`rNy k@L~y. @k`LB 07 XYWmw~ m`r\ks~ pYn`n~qE m`v@w~ vQpk; n`yk nQl nQv@s~ qW p#v#wQ @mm pYv^w~wQ s`kc|C`@v|qW v#dQqErtw~ aqhs~ q#k~vR jylw~ jyvr\{n mhw` @m@s~ q kWy.
r@tQ jnw`v@g~ jnm`{&@v|qWn~@g~ sh jnm`{& a`ywnvl kQsQqE il~lWmkQn~ @w`rv jn`{QpwQ mhQn~q r`jpk; klk~ mRUl~@l~ akYWyv p#v#wQ pRvw~pw~ sx`v n#vw skYWy kQrWmt kYQy` k@L~ mn~q yn~n pQLQb[v rtt p#h#qQlQv kr#NR kQv yRwOyQ. jnm`{&@v|qWn~ G`wny kQrWm, p#h#rg#nWm sh e~ uqvQyt phrqWm sm|bn~{@yn~q jnm`{&yt el~lvW a#wQ wr\jn sm|bn~{@yn~q kr#NR @s`y` bl` kYQy` kQrWm s[h` p`r\lQ@m|n~wO @w~rWm| k`rk sx`vk~ vQpk;@y~ ap il~l` sQtQ avs~}`@v| qW e~ il~lWm sm|pRr\N@yn~m pYwQk~@;~p kL a`N~dRv hqQsQ@y~m pRvw~pw~ sx`v kYQy`w~mk kQrWmt wWrNy k@L~ mn~q#yQ jnw`v q#ngw yRwOyQ. jnm`{&@v|qWn~ G`wny kQrWm, p#h#rg#nWm, wr\jn el~lkQrWm sh phrqWm a`qW sQq~{Wn~ sm|bn~{@yn~ apk;p`wW sh s`{`rN prWk;N pvw~vnv` y#yQ jnm`{& am`w&vr#n~ wr@y~ kQy` sQtQn nmRw~, @m@wk~ e~ sQq~{Wn~t sm|bn~{ pRq~glyn~ @p`lQsQy mgQn~ aw~adAgOvt @gn n#h#.
a`rQynn~q @q`Bghvw~w mhw` pRvw~pw~ sx`@v| sm`jQkykO vX@yn~ pw~kQrWm g#n awQXy swOtR vn ap jnm`{&@v|qWn~@g~ nQqhs @g_rvy sh axQm`ny @vnR@vn~q e~ uqvQy@g~ sRbs`{ny @vnR@vn~ q ymk~ kQrWmt ohRt h#kQy`v sh Xk~wQy l#@b|v` yyQ pY`r\}n` krnv`. y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrN v&`p`ry @m@hyvW@m| bly ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;y mgQn~ mt pvr` wQ@bnv`. e~ anRv e~ m#wQvrN v&`p`r ktyRwO @m@hyvWm s[h` mt uwOr# pL`@w~ sAc`ry kQrWm s[h` r`j& a`rk~;k am`w&`AX@yn~ lb`gw yRwOv wQ@bn avsry @qn~n#yQ a`rk~;k @l~km|vry`t nQr\@q~X krn @lst ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;@y~ mh @l~km| wQs~s aw~wn`yk mhw` m#wQvrN @k`ms`rQs~vry` @vw nQl vX@yn~ avs~}` @qkkqW q#nRm| qW wQ@bnv`.
e~ q#nRm|qWm anRv m#wQvrN @k`ms`rQs~vry` e~ bv r`j& a`rk~;k @l~km|vry`t nQl vX@yn~ lQKQwv q#nRm| qW a#wQ nmRw~ ohR @m@wk~ e~ sm|bn~{@yn~ kQsQqE ayRrkQn~ pQLQwOr# qW @n`m#wQ bv kQv yRwOyQ. avs`n@y~qW mm q a@p~ m#wQvrN v&`p`r ktyRwO @m@hyvWm s[h` uwO@r\ sAc`ry kQrWmt avsr @qn @ls a`rk~;k @l~km|vry`t nQr\@q~X krn~n#yQ il~lmQn~ m#wQvrN @k`ms`rQs~vry` @vw lQKQwv q#nRm| qEn~ awr ohR e~ bv q a`rk~;k @l~km|vry` @vw nQl vX@yn~ q#nRm| qEn~ nmRw~ a`rk~;k @l~km|vry` It q @m@wk~ kQsQqE pYwQc`ryk~ qk~v` n#h#.
rt e~k`{QpwQv`qyk~ kr` gmn~ krmQn~ sQtQn nmRw~, ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;@y~ ap e~ kQsQvkt bQy @n`vW iw`m Xk~wQmw~v sh pYblv o|n$m m#wQvrNykt jygY`hWv mRhRN @qnv`. y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrN s[h` ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;y yt@w~ awQvQX`l a@p~k~;kyn~ pQrQsk~ iqQrQpw~ vW@mn~ @hLQ vn~@n~ a@p~ pk;y @q~Xp`ln vX@yn~ psR b$ a#wQ bvt a`N~dRv krn pYc`ry mRUmnQn~m asw& sh pqnm| vQrhQw bvyQ.
y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln v&`p`ry @m@hyvWm s[h` vQpk;yt uwOr# pL`@w~ sAc`ry kQrWmt avsr @n`qW@mn~ e~ m#wQvrNy nQqhs sh s`{`rNv p#v#w~@vnR a#w#yQ ksQ@s~w~ vQX~v`s kL h#kQ ww~w~vyk~ a#w~@w~ n#h#.
m`r`n~wQk @dAgO @r`~gy @mwrm| qr#NR ayRrQn~ rtpRr` p#wQr yn~@n~ iwQh`s@y~ pY}m vw`vt bv kQv yRwOyQ. m`r`n~wQk @dAgO @r`~g@yn~ @m| vnvQt pRq~glyn~ 139 k~ jWvQwk;yt pw~vW a#wQ awr, @r`~gWn~ 10450 k~ v`r\w` vW wQ@bnv`. e@mn~m sRkr uN @r`~gy q XYW lAk`@v| p#wQrWm a`rm|x vW a#wQ awr It q mRhRNqWmt apt sQqEv wQ@bnv`. e~ anRv @m| m`r`n~wQk vsn~gw @r`~g sm|bn~{@yn~ vQhQU kw` @n`kQy` @m| axQ@y`~gyt mRhRNqWm s[h` e~ e~ @k;~wYyn~ sm|bn~{ bRq~{QmwOn~@gn~ smn~vQw bRq~{Qmw~ k`r\y s`{k mN~dlyk~ vh`m pw~krn~n#yQ a`N~dRvtw~, @s_K& am`w&vry`tw~, @s_K& bl{`rWn~tw~ ap wr@y~ kQy` sQtQnv`.
@l`~k@y~ v#dQm srN`gwyQn~ pQrQsk~ sQtQn rt bvt q#n~ XYW lAk`v pw~v a#wQ bv kQv yRwOyQ. yRq~{y @h~wO@vn~ avw#n~v srN`gw k[vRr#vl sQtQn jny` awr wOv`lkr#vn~ 27000 k~q, g#bQNQ mvRvr#n~ 3500 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~q x`rk`ryn~ @n`m#wQ qr#vn~ 500 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~q, @s_K& ww~w~vy pQrQhW gQy vys avRr#qE 60 ik~mvR pRq~glyn~ 10000 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~q sQtQn awr pYm`Nvw~ @s_K& phsRkm| sh a`h`rp`n @n`m#wQ @hyQn~ qvskt 10 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~ mQy ynv`.
@m| jny`@g~ sRvqEk~ sh avX&w` pQLQb[ kr#NR @s`y` b#lWm s[h` e~ kl`p@y~ sAc`ry kQrWm s[h` vQpk;yt avsr @n`qWmt e@rhQv ap @m| vnvQt a{QkrN@y~ pQhQt pw` wQ@bnv`.
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m#wQvrN ktyRwO kQrWmt vQpk;yt avsr n#wQ nQs`
y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrNy
s`{`rNv p#v#w~@vnR a#w#yQ vQX~v`s kL @n`h#kQyQ
ej`p shk`r @l~km| @q`s~wr jylw~ jyvr\{n
pQy@s~n qQs`n`yk
o|n$m axQ@y`~gyk~ x`r@gn o|n$m m#wQvrNykt Xk~wQmw~v mRhRNqWmt ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;y sRq`nm| y#yQ em pk;@y~ shk`r @l~km| sh gm|ph qQs~wYQk~ p`r\lQ@m|n~wO mn~wYW @q`s~wr jylw~ jyvr\{n mhw` @k`LB qW I@y~ (19) p#v#wQ pYv^w~wQ s`kc|C`vkqW p#v#sWy. uwO@r\ m#wQvrN v&`p`r ktyRwOvl @yqWmt vQpk;yt avs~}`v @n`qW@m| ww~w~vy hmR@v| y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrN nQqhs~v sh s`{`rNv p#v#w~@vnR a#w#yQ vQX~v`s kL @n`h#kQ bv q @h@wm av{`rNy k@L~y. @k`LB 07 XYWmw~ m`r\ks~ pYn`n~qE m`v@w~ vQpk; n`yk nQl nQv@s~ qW p#v#wQ @mm pYv^w~wQ s`kc|C`@v|qW v#dQqErtw~ aqhs~ q#k~vR jylw~ jyvr\{n mhw` @m@s~ q kWy.
r@tQ jnw`v@g~ jnm`{&@v|qWn~@g~ sh jnm`{& a`ywnvl kQsQqE il~lWmkQn~ @w`rv jn`{QpwQ mhQn~q r`jpk; klk~ mRUl~@l~ akYWyv p#v#wQ pRvw~pw~ sx`v n#vw skYWy kQrWmt kYQy` k@L~ mn~q yn~n pQLQb[v rtt p#h#qQlQv kr#NR kQv yRwOyQ. jnm`{&@v|qWn~ G`wny kQrWm, p#h#rg#nWm sh e~ uqvQyt phrqWm sm|bn~{@yn~q jnm`{&yt el~lvW a#wQ wr\jn sm|bn~{@yn~q kr#NR @s`y` bl` kYQy` kQrWm s[h` p`r\lQ@m|n~wO @w~rWm| k`rk sx`vk~ vQpk;@y~ ap il~l` sQtQ avs~}`@v| qW e~ il~lWm sm|pRr\N@yn~m pYwQk~@;~p kL a`N~dRv hqQsQ@y~m pRvw~pw~ sx`v kYQy`w~mk kQrWmt wWrNy k@L~ mn~q#yQ jnw`v q#ngw yRwOyQ. jnm`{&@v|qWn~ G`wny kQrWm, p#h#rg#nWm, wr\jn el~lkQrWm sh phrqWm a`qW sQq~{Wn~ sm|bn~{@yn~ apk;p`wW sh s`{`rN prWk;N pvw~vnv` y#yQ jnm`{& am`w&vr#n~ wr@y~ kQy` sQtQn nmRw~, @m@wk~ e~ sQq~{Wn~t sm|bn~{ pRq~glyn~ @p`lQsQy mgQn~ aw~adAgOvt @gn n#h#.
a`rQynn~q @q`Bghvw~w mhw` pRvw~pw~ sx`@v| sm`jQkykO vX@yn~ pw~kQrWm g#n awQXy swOtR vn ap jnm`{&@v|qWn~@g~ nQqhs @g_rvy sh axQm`ny @vnR@vn~q e~ uqvQy@g~ sRbs`{ny @vnR@vn~ q ymk~ kQrWmt ohRt h#kQy`v sh Xk~wQy l#@b|v` yyQ pY`r\}n` krnv`. y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrN v&`p`ry @m@hyvW@m| bly ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;y mgQn~ mt pvr` wQ@bnv`. e~ anRv e~ m#wQvrN v&`p`r ktyRwO @m@hyvWm s[h` mt uwOr# pL`@w~ sAc`ry kQrWm s[h` r`j& a`rk~;k am`w&`AX@yn~ lb`gw yRwOv wQ@bn avsry @qn~n#yQ a`rk~;k @l~km|vry`t nQr\@q~X krn @lst ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;@y~ mh @l~km| wQs~s aw~wn`yk mhw` m#wQvrN @k`ms`rQs~vry` @vw nQl vX@yn~ avs~}` @qkkqW q#nRm| qW wQ@bnv`.
e~ q#nRm|qWm anRv m#wQvrN @k`ms`rQs~vry` e~ bv r`j& a`rk~;k @l~km|vry`t nQl vX@yn~ lQKQwv q#nRm| qW a#wQ nmRw~ ohR @m@wk~ e~ sm|bn~{@yn~ kQsQqE ayRrkQn~ pQLQwOr# qW @n`m#wQ bv kQv yRwOyQ. avs`n@y~qW mm q a@p~ m#wQvrN v&`p`r ktyRwO @m@hyvWm s[h` uwO@r\ sAc`ry kQrWmt avsr @qn @ls a`rk~;k @l~km|vry`t nQr\@q~X krn~n#yQ il~lmQn~ m#wQvrN @k`ms`rQs~vry` @vw lQKQwv q#nRm| qEn~ awr ohR e~ bv q a`rk~;k @l~km|vry` @vw nQl vX@yn~ q#nRm| qEn~ nmRw~ a`rk~;k @l~km|vry` It q @m@wk~ kQsQqE pYwQc`ryk~ qk~v` n#h#.
rt e~k`{QpwQv`qyk~ kr` gmn~ krmQn~ sQtQn nmRw~, ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;@y~ ap e~ kQsQvkt bQy @n`vW iw`m Xk~wQmw~v sh pYblv o|n$m m#wQvrNykt jygY`hWv mRhRN @qnv`. y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln m#wQvrN s[h` ek~sw~ j`wQk pk;y yt@w~ awQvQX`l a@p~k~;kyn~ pQrQsk~ iqQrQpw~ vW@mn~ @hLQ vn~@n~ a@p~ pk;y @q~Xp`ln vX@yn~ psR b$ a#wQ bvt a`N~dRv krn pYc`ry mRUmnQn~m asw& sh pqnm| vQrhQw bvyQ.
y`pny sh vvRnQy`v pL`w~ p`ln v&`p`ry @m@hyvWm s[h` vQpk;yt uwOr# pL`@w~ sAc`ry kQrWmt avsr @n`qW@mn~ e~ m#wQvrNy nQqhs sh s`{`rNv p#v#w~@vnR a#w#yQ ksQ@s~w~ vQX~v`s kL h#kQ ww~w~vyk~ a#w~@w~ n#h#.
m`r`n~wQk @dAgO @r`~gy @mwrm| qr#NR ayRrQn~ rtpRr` p#wQr yn~@n~ iwQh`s@y~ pY}m vw`vt bv kQv yRwOyQ. m`r`n~wQk @dAgO @r`~g@yn~ @m| vnvQt pRq~glyn~ 139 k~ jWvQwk;yt pw~vW a#wQ awr, @r`~gWn~ 10450 k~ v`r\w` vW wQ@bnv`. e@mn~m sRkr uN @r`~gy q XYW lAk`@v| p#wQrWm a`rm|x vW a#wQ awr It q mRhRNqWmt apt sQqEv wQ@bnv`. e~ anRv @m| m`r`n~wQk vsn~gw @r`~g sm|bn~{@yn~ vQhQU kw` @n`kQy` @m| axQ@y`~gyt mRhRNqWm s[h` e~ e~ @k;~wYyn~ sm|bn~{ bRq~{QmwOn~@gn~ smn~vQw bRq~{Qmw~ k`r\y s`{k mN~dlyk~ vh`m pw~krn~n#yQ a`N~dRvtw~, @s_K& am`w&vry`tw~, @s_K& bl{`rWn~tw~ ap wr@y~ kQy` sQtQnv`.
@l`~k@y~ v#dQm srN`gwyQn~ pQrQsk~ sQtQn rt bvt q#n~ XYW lAk`v pw~v a#wQ bv kQv yRwOyQ. yRq~{y @h~wO@vn~ avw#n~v srN`gw k[vRr#vl sQtQn jny` awr wOv`lkr#vn~ 27000 k~q, g#bQNQ mvRvr#n~ 3500 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~q x`rk`ryn~ @n`m#wQ qr#vn~ 500 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~q, @s_K& ww~w~vy pQrQhW gQy vys avRr#qE 60 ik~mvR pRq~glyn~ 10000 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~q sQtQn awr pYm`Nvw~ @s_K& phsRkm| sh a`h`rp`n @n`m#wQ @hyQn~ qvskt 10 kt a{Qk pQrQsk~ mQy ynv`.
@m| jny`@g~ sRvqEk~ sh avX&w` pQLQb[ kr#NR @s`y` b#lWm s[h` e~ kl`p@y~ sAc`ry kQrWm s[h` vQpk;yt avsr @n`qWmt e@rhQv ap @m| vnvQt a{QkrN@y~ pQhQt pw` wQ@bnv`.
