Mohammed Hussein


Mohammed Hussein
Allah Willing I went with my 17th wife Fatima to our dear brothers at Redline. Our dear muslim brothers were very helpful in helping me pick a very expensive computer for Fatima. Unfortunately the Will of Allah was not upon us that day. Computer broke within 2 hours of bringing home to our humble Muslim abode.
I took it back to our Muslim brothers- however they said this was the Will of Allah and hence not the fault of their shop. We cannot replace computer without a Sign from Allah! they said. I was very saddened but knew if Allah had spoken directly to Redline Management then I must bear with His decision.
For seven days I have waited for a Sign from Allah, I have sacrificed two goats and a pig for his prayers. Still no Sign from Allah.
Our brothers in the Mid-East being slaughtered by the Infidels must have Allah's full attention. That is why he is not answering me.
Maybe it is time for me to send Him 72 virgins for the Feast of Allah!
I pray that this helps bring Fatima and her broken PC back to me.
