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[gpindika]

Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties “tested ok”

 

[gpindika]

Sexy
What is sex?
Its science with wife,
its art with girlfriend,
its commerce with prostitute
and its social service with aunties.

 

[gpindika]

Who is a true music lover?

Who is a true music lover?
Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom
while taking bath
and a boy near the keyhole is using
his ears and not his eyes.

 

[gpindika]

Can U explain about kids.
Man with no penis used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked:
how dare U cheat me?
Man: I will explain about the toy,
can U explain about kids.

 

[gpindika]

Funny!
How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I’ve to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.

 

[gpindika]

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

 

[isuruimg]

Funny!
How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I’ve to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.

hehe funny ,

 

[isuruimg]

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

ado mekath maru paaara hehe

 

[isuruimg]

SexY
Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

hehe funny funny thawa daapan patta gathi ban

 

[gpindika]

hehe funny funny thawa daapan patta gathi ban

Ela Ela ThanX 4 Coments!

 

[gpindika]

SexY
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

 

[gpindika]

SexY
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!!

 

[gpindika]

SexY
American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

 

[gpindika]

Funny!Hello! I m a little alien called Kan. I have taken the form of a mobile
phone- your phone. And during this message I have been having sex with
your thumb!

 

[gpindika]

Funny!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

 

[gpindika]

Funny!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good!!

 

[gpindika]

Funny!
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

 

[gpindika]

SexY & Funny!
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing. SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what?