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A husband was asked:
Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends,
if I can find a phone.
A husband was asked:
Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends,
if I can find a phone.
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SexY
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
SexY
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
SexY
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. .
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. .
" if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
Sexy
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
Sexy
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Funny
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
Sex
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you 'gpindika' [JOKE JOKE JOKE] my friend will be THE MAN!!
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you 'gpindika' [JOKE JOKE JOKE] my friend will be THE MAN!!
Funny
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Funny
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Funny & Sexy
It is said that inzamam [Pakistan captain] don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance.
It is said that inzamam [Pakistan captain] don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance.
Sexy
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake,
the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake,
the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock!
