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[gpindika]

Gud mrning.
The butyful drms has com tru.
The litle cute birds r singing 4U.
The rays of sun r touching Ur butyful eyes
n
distrbing U 4 wising gud mrning 2u.
Gud mrning.

 

[gpindika]

Hi Gd Mang Man Dawas 2ta Passe Awooooooooooooooo!
Aluthen 2k Vote Karala But No Coments?????????????????

 

[gpindika]

Teacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: my penis in your hand.
Teacher: what’s this?
Boy: oh I forget to put space between pen and is.

 

[gpindika]

A beautiful wife in bed spread her legs wide and asks sardar do you know what I know? Sardar: I know you naughty; you want to sleep alone on entire bed.

 

[gn.karunarathna]

Yester day is finished......
Tommorow never come...

so... save today.....

 

[gpindika]

SexY
Aids awareness Logan.
1. Cover your stump before you pump.
2. Protect your ghilli don’t be silly.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Which instrument is 7 inches long?
Goes in to a wet hole,
moves front and back,
makes white foam of liquid?
Toothbrush!

 

[gpindika]

Funny
Divorced couple arguing for son’s custody.
Wife: I gave him birth so he is mine.
Husband: if I put coin in cool drinks machine and cool drinks comes,
is it mine or machine.

 

[gpindika]

FunNy
Six benefits of girls milk.
1. Cat can’t drink.
2. No need of glass.
3. No expiry date.
4. Packed in beautiful container.
5. No need to boil.
6. 1+1 offer.

 

[gpindika]

FunNy
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women’s doubles tennis
9 balls bounce at a time
and you don’t know which one to watch.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
Lovers went to film;
a mosquito enters girl’s skirt.
Guess where it bites?
Naughty mind always think bad,
it bites on boys hand.

 

[gpindika]

Sexy
You may love your girl friend very deeply,
but you cannot express it more than
7-8 inches deeply.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
A girl wearing a very short skirt.
Boy: wont your mom tells anything about your dress?
Girl: my mom will be very angry because
I am wearing hers.

 

[sirajstc]

elazzzzzzz machan

 

[gpindika]

ThanX!

 

[gpindika]

Sexy & FunY
Wife read a book and tells her husband,
a bull f***s 300 times a year.
You don't do quarter of that.
Husband: does the book say the bull f***s the same cow?

 

[gpindika]

Sexy
Don't play with street dogs,
you may get rabies and don't play with smart boys
you may get babies.

 

[gpindika]

Sexy
Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?
Girl: I am also 20 years old.
Boy: then come to my bed room,
girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20.

 

[gpindika]

Sexy
Monkeys and girls are same,
because they fight only for banana.
Boys and rats are same
because they are always searching for new holes.

 

[RCG HOUSE]

LOVE...