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[gpindika]

LOVE...

Ai Malli Love Hambune NaddA?

 

[gpindika]

Sexy And FunnY
What is heaven?
Thousand of girls and buckets of beer.
What is hell?
When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.

Hey DiZ Is My 4000th Post

 

[gpindika]

FunNy
One roman girl asks an Egyptian boy what you will do for me. Boy replies come behind the pyramids, I will make you mummy.

 

[gpindika]

FunNy
Elephant to camel: why do U have boobs on your back?
Camel: that is a f***ing good question
from someone with a penis on his face.

 

[gpindika]

FunNy
Husband come home,
finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoot his friend to death
wife said “if you behave like this,
you will lose all your friends one day.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
How to activate sex card.
Open bra,
press nipples,
scratch the panty,
and insert pennies.
A sweet sound will confirm the activation validity nine months!

 

[sirajstc]

machan elazz congartzzz 4 4000 posts mama wish 1 demma

 

[gpindika]

machan elazz congartzzz 4 4000 posts mama wish 1 demma

ThanX Wewa!

 

[sirajstc]

http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=100263

mmm

 

[gpindika]

http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=100263

mmm

ThanX ThanX ThanX

 

[sirajstc]

ur welcome

 

[isuruimg]

Sexy
Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?
Girl: I am also 20 years old.
Boy: then come to my bed room,
girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20.

hehe funny

 

[gpindika]

ThanX Guys And Girls man 4k Gahuwa
Ekata Ogollangen Labuna Help 1k ta ThanX Wewa

Mage Wadiyennma hit Wuna Threads
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[gpindika]

FunnY
What’s the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary
and another keeps balls within the boundaries.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Explain rape:
it’s a difficult job,
something like playing golf
with a moving hole.

 

[sirajstc]

haa ela machnzzzz okkoma gati

 

[gpindika]

haa ela machnzzzz okkoma gati

ThanX!

Funny
Judge: why do you want divorce?
Man: she doesn’t satisfy me on bed.
Judge: is it true madam?
Lady: dam it! The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problems.

 

[gpindika]

Funny
Women’s life is very hard.
Morning: wash the dress.
Noon: dry the dress.
Evening: iron the dress.
Night: remove the dress.
Midnight: search the dress.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
What’s common between a girl and amul butter?
Both are utterly butterly delicious when spread.
One on bed and another on bread.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Do you feel boring?
Thinking what to do?
Open the zip; insert your two hands in-between the zip
take out your book from your bag and study.