=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

[hamish]

Q: have u seen a monkey covered in a polythene???
A: no.
Q then jus take a look at your ID card!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Cat Drinks MiLk.. Thats NormaL
Cows Eat Grass.. Thats NormaL
Birds FLy.. Thats NormaL too..
But A MOnkey Pressing MobiLe keys..
...
..
Thats IncredibLe...
...
...

Look He is PRESSING Again..

 

[gpindika]

ThanX Dear!

Q: have u seen a monkey covered in a polthene???
A: no.
Q then jus take a look at your ID card!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice One Kip posting

 

[hamish]

FunnY
Cat Drinks MiLk.. Thats NormaL
Cows Eat Grass.. Thats NormaL
Birds FLy.. Thats NormaL too..
But A MOnkey Pressing MobiLe keys..
...
..
Thats IncredibLe...
...
...

Look He is PRESSING Again..

hehe

 

[gpindika]

FunNY
2day
i had
decided 2
send u
da most
cutest
n
sweetest
thing on
dis
world!


but.....

the postman
was shouting
at me..........

 

[gpindika]

My friend
When the time comes for us to part my friend,
know that i'm always with you within,
let our friendship stand to the test of time,
and though we'll be far apart,
know that u'll always b in my heart.

 

[gpindika]

..STUPID..
WHEN THE DEAD OF NIGHT STARTS,
WHEN THE SILENCE RULE EVERY WHERE,
WHEN THE STAR,s AND MOON BECOME TIRED.
WHEN THE WIND BLOWING IN A CALM WAY ,
AT THAT TIME,,,,
Y???
U GIVE ME MISS CALLLL,s
..STUPID..?

 

[gpindika]

Love
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

 

[gpindika]

best wishes
1 day God open the window of heaven and asked me.
what do u want today? "I pray to God " all happiness,
all best wishes for that person who is reading this sms.

 

[gpindika]

Hey Guys And Girls We3e Hit 9** TxT ThanX Wewa Mekata Udawu karapu Hamotama!​

 

[hamish]

Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Caller :"Can I talk to Dravid Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he went to bat"
Dravid's friend:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

 

[sandunhiran]

Maxxa Banzz Ohoma yamu.........................

 

[sandunhiran]

Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Caller :"Can I talk to Dravid Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he went to bat"
Dravid's friend:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

Machan Ape Ara Dravid Genama kiyawana pora ooka Dekkoth Uba Iwarai Macho...

 

[gpindika]

Maxxa Banzz Ohoma yamu.........................

ThanX 4 Da Coments!

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
U r the one whose so smart,
U r the one whose so charming,
U r the one whose so caring,
U r the one whose so good looking. And,
I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

 

[gpindika]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom, fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

 

[gpindika]

Machan Ape Ara Dravid Genama kiyawana pora ooka Dekkoth Uba Iwarai Macho...

onna Man Num Owata Na...............!

 

[gpindika]

Funny
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat..
Sweet words r nice 2 say..
But sweet people r really hard 2 find..
My goodness,
how da hell did u manage 2 find me!