=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

[gpindika]

Funny

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don"t understand, say "don"t understand".
But if you understand and say "don"t understand".
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

 

[gpindika]

Funny

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Can you guess..!


Why did God create You before MEeE..?


Thats,


B'coz


He wanted to create a Sample before creating


A


*Master-Piece*

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Those innocent eyes...
Those kissable lips...
A great smile...
The perfect walk...
Smoothest talk...
Absolutely gorgeous..
Thats enough bout me-How r u?

 

[gpindika]

Funny

IF a CuTe Girl TeLLs U"I LOVE U"
dO AnY oF thE 3 thiNgs


1. TakE heR tO An EyE spEpialiSt

2. TAKe hEr To A meNtAL hoSpitAL

3. TeLL Her I'M NOT
"Ali''

 

[gpindika]

ADD UR Coments PLS

 

[Xmanlk]

Nice Work Kip It Up Bro

Funny

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
E. M. Forster

 

[gpindika]

;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"​

 

[gpindika]

NEW Year Vish
__________,-~-. _.--._.-~-, _______
_________/ .- ,'_______`-. \______
_________\ /`__________\'/______
_________ /___'a___a`___\ ________
_________|____,'(_)`.____ |_________
_________\___( ._|_. )___ /_________
__________\___ .__,'___ /__________
__________.-`._______,'-.I want 2 wish u
________,'__,'___`-'___`.__`._______
_______/___/____V_____\___\_12 months
_____,'____/_____o______\___`of Happiness

___,'_____|______o_______|_____`52 weeks
__|_____,'|______o_______|`._____| of fun
___`.__,'_.-\_____o______/-._`.__,'__
_________/_`.____o____,'__\_____365 days
__.""-._,'______`._:_,'_______`.,-"".__
_/_,-._`_______)___(________'_,-.__of
(_(___`._____,'_____`.______,'___)_)
_\_\____\__,'________`.____/___/_laughter

8760 hours of peace
525600 minutes of joy
31536000 Seconds of Success !!!

 

[gpindika]

Dirty

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty

 

[gpindika]

Dirty

Last night,
I dreamt of you,
this morning my first thought was you,
I thought of you the whole day.
I think like U.

Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z

 

[Sparxrc]

menna magen podi aathal 1k gannath ekka sms tikak......

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”

``````````````````````````
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

`````````````````
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

`````````````````````

pissu kora

 

[gpindika]

Funny

If U notice this notice
U will notice that this notice is not worth
noticing!!!

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

Then...?

Press Ur Lips...

Against Her Lips


&


Drink Sprite.

 

[gpindika]

DirtY

Teacher told RAMU 2 write a sentence
Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand"
Teacher slapped RAMU
why?

B'coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is... ;->

 

[gpindika]

Friendship
1 Advice- Don't change,
1 Request- Take care,
1 Wish- Don't forget me,
1 Lie- I Hate U,
1 Truth- I Miss U,
1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

 

[gpindika]

Friendship

If i get ur Smile,
I dont need Flowers,
If i get ur Voice,
I dont need Music,
If u speack to me,
I dont need anybody else,
U just b my Friend,
I dont need the world!

 

[gpindika]

pissu kora

Post Ur TXT

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
now.........
Open ur eyes !
& u ll realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking
of
a
fool

 

[gpindika]

Funny

Sumtimes I 4get 2 say hi,
Sumtimes I 4get 2 reply,
Sumtimes my msg doesnt reach u,
But it doesnt mean I 4get u.
I m just giving U time to
miss me!!!