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Mokada Me Thread 1k Gana Hithanne?

  • Elakiri

    Votes: 144 60.8%
  • Hondai

    Votes: 58 24.5%
  • Therumak Na

    Votes: 35 14.8%

  • Total voters
    237

Xmanlk

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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
 

Xmanlk

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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
 

Xmanlk

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
 

Xmanlk

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What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
 

Xmanlk

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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
 

Xmanlk

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
 

Xmanlk

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Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
 

Xmanlk

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When I went to the Madras,
I had Sex Wth a lady on the grass...

When I insert inch One,
She says its none...

When I insert inch Two
She says its few...

When I insert inch Three,
She says its free...

When I insert inch Four,
She says its i want more...

When I insert inch Five,
She says its just like a knife...

When I insert inch Six,
She says its fix...

When I insert inch Seven,
She says i m feeling in a heaven...

When I insert inch Eight,
She says its great...

When I insert inch Nine,
She says its hole of mine...

When I insert inch Ten,
She says are you a donkey or a man...
 

Xmanlk

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Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple,
its an enquiry at the top floor
about the vacancy in the ground
floor.
 

Xmanlk

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Niple niple little star ...can i suck you in my car ...up above the breast so
have...always milky never dry...let me touch it never shy...in the bra it
will be dry ...
 

Xmanlk

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how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!
 

Xmanlk

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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a
woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?
 

gpindika

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In Ur Heart
I WAS WONDERING WHAT WOULD BE MY NEXT STEP WITH TIRED AND
STRESSFUL PEOPLE EVERYTHING CHANGE.... WHEN YOU APPEARED I DON'T
KNOW THAT THIS WORLD IS THIS MUCH BEAUTIFUL UNTIL I SEE IT THROUGH
YOUR EYES...... NOW I'M SAFE TO STEP IN TO THE WORLD..
SHALL I...?
 

gpindika

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In Ur Heart
Boy and Girl in restaurant. Boy: I love u, Girl: I don't
love u, Boy: Think again, Girl: I told u no no and no, Boy: Waiter bring separate bills. Girl: Ok ok ok i love u.
 

gpindika

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In Ur Heart

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never
seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life &
make each moment beautiful....