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[gpindika]

SexY
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and keeps looking at it.
Madam asks: don't you have sex in the village?
Maid: yes we do, but not till the skin fall off.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
Boy: how much calcium is there in woman's breast?
Girl: I don't know but
it has enough calcium to help man boneless things stand up.

 

[gpindika]

Yooooooooooooo

FunNY
Man1: my wife is afraid of water?
Man2: how do you know?
Man1: Last night when I returned home,
she was in the bathroom tub
with our security guard.

 

[gpindika]

wow

Sexy
Girl is the best vehicle in the world front two bumpers,
back two bumpers,
self lubricant when hot,
finger touch ignition,
monthly automatic engine oil change,
every type of piston fits,
highest mileage of nine months in just two ml fuel.

 

[gpindika]

WoW

Sexy
Why bays walk fast and girl speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg
and girls have one extra mouth.

 

[gpindika]

???

Sexy
Define bra: under shoulder ball holder.
Define underwear: under hip banana grip.
Define panty: jungle river cotton cover.

 

[gpindika]

Yeeeeeee

FunnY
90yrs old man: my 18yrs wife is pregnant,
Ur opinion.
Doctor: I tell you a story.
A hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun.
He saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle.
The lion drops dead.
Old man: that’s impossible
someone else must have shot it.
Doctor: exactly now you understand.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY

A beautiful wife in bed spread her legs wide and asks sardar do you know what I know?
Sardar: I know you naughty; you want to sleep alone on entire bed.

 

[gpindika]

Hik hik hik

Funny

Who's guilty?
wife dreams at night suddenly shouts
"quick my husband is back"
man gets up,
jumps out the window and realize
"damit i am the husband".

 

[gpindika]

ThinK
I don’t think in making right decisions.
I take decision and then make it right.

 

[gpindika]

ThinK
Think about yourself at least once in your lifetime otherwise you may miss the best friend in this world.

 

[sirajstc]

ThinK
Think about yourself at least once in your lifetime otherwise you may miss the best friend in this world.

 

[gpindika]

THanX!

 

[gpindika]

I + opposite of W + initial of ice + twice of the letter before the T + ¾ of X + 15th letter + half of 0 – I miss you.

 

[hydfun]

ela

 

[gpindika]

thanX!

 

[gpindika]

Gd mng!

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Gd mng!

 

[sandunimadu]

cute msg...

 

[gpindika]

cute msg...

ThanX And Wellcome 2 EK!

 

[gpindika]

Cute!
I asked an angel 2 watch over u,
but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?
He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over
an angel!"