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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION
I heard that good looks can kill…
.
.
.
.
So, please don’t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
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.
.
.
So, please don’t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
A young man asks his father"Dadhow many kinds of breasts are there?"
The fathersurprisedanswers:
"Wellsonthere are three kinds of breasts.
In her twentiesa woman's breasts are like melonsround and firm.
In her thirties to fortiesthey are like pearsstill nice but hanging a bit.
After fiftythey are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yessee them and they make you cry."
The fathersurprisedanswers:
"Wellsonthere are three kinds of breasts.
In her twentiesa woman's breasts are like melonsround and firm.
In her thirties to fortiesthey are like pearsstill nice but hanging a bit.
After fiftythey are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yessee them and they make you cry."
A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
"My husband only has ONE FOOT".
Her Mother replied:
"You are luckyyour papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"
She wrote to her mother:
"My husband only has ONE FOOT".
Her Mother replied:
"You are luckyyour papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"
FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: 1 SEED can create a forest
1 SMILE can start a relationship
1 TOUCH can show love-n-care and
1 FRIEND like you can ruin a life.
1 SMILE can start a relationship
1 TOUCH can show love-n-care and
1 FRIEND like you can ruin a life.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
Oh right then!
Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!
Oh right then!
Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!
What is life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
Spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends,
Charming, funny,
Well...Enough about ME!
How about you?
Spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends,
Charming, funny,
Well...Enough about ME!
How about you?
Love SMS
• When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u.
When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what,
I'll always luv u.
• Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed;
to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed;
to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.
• I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine.
I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when
I'm just a someone to u.
• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
• A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes
while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.
• Where words fail, action speaks.
Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail,
tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!
• To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck.
To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!
• When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u.
When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what,
I'll always luv u.
• Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed;
to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed;
to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.
• I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine.
I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when
I'm just a someone to u.
• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
• A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes
while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.
• Where words fail, action speaks.
Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail,
tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!
• To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck.
To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!
A lifetym thought
"alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv."
Otherwise...
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*
"alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv."
Otherwise...
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*
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