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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Its a Fact : A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..

Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar

Who cant undrstnd english 2 "open d door."

Speak Dis very fast. "There was a Cold Day"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY

 

[hamish]

hi

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

hi

Hi machooooo

 

[hamish]

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

 

[hamish]

ithin kohamada?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

ithin kohamada?

Fine ban

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The three Dolls in a man's life are:
1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll'
2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll'
3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The prospective son in law was asked by his girlfriend's father,
"Son can you support a family?"

"Well, No sir , he replied
"I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you have to fend yourselves."

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A name HUSMUKH means a man who always maintains a smile.
A name HUSBAND means a man who has lost for ever his smile.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

God created men first,

Cause he always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [)]