A day = 24 hours,,an hour =60 min,, a min =60 sec,, but do u know that a second away from u equals a life time
A : u r active b : u r best c : u r cute d : u r my dearest e : u r excelant f : u r alwayz first g : u r great sorry cant lie till z.......
When love speaks all other world languages keep silent
L love u. l love u again. i love so much. l love u a specially bcz swami vivekananda said; love animals. aspeally monkey.
I wonder why ur name is not mentioned in the dictionaries under the definition of heaven
This message comes to practice your fingers to move, take a touch on your phone and finally the main aim is to waste your time.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. my father grows beans," said one student. "my father cooks beans," said another. then little johnny spoke up: "we are all human beans."
Did u know that u can keep refridgerate used chappies and eat 4 the whole week
Wanted by many taken by none talking to some but waiting for one
A man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they break up and he wants all his blood back. she hands him a bloody tampon and says "i'll pay you back monthly....." keep it going!
Y where is no raymonds showroom in pakistan??reason is:there is no "complete man" in pak.every1 is a cut piece.jai hind..........
First nite, first sight, i saw, i knew, love's sweeter than mountain dew, a promise i made and' will keep, 2 love you always~
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Dere were two baboons, ababy baboon n its mom.one day de baby asks:"mom y r we so ugly?".mom replied:"we r lucky we r not as ugly as a person reading this message
I've gone mad, darling; i'm mad for you, darling. what should i do now? how can i live? tell me that much, o my love. i've gone mad, darling; i'm mad for you, darling. i'll keep your face in my sights; day and night i will pine for it. so long as my breath rises and falls, i will continue to love you.
Without u ,life is black and white without u ,the world is no hops no light without u t can't go left or right without u i lose my sight thank u my glasses
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. donate it to the salvation army instead. they'll clean it, put it on a hanger. next morn buy it back for 50p.
A lad ask a girl to open her legs and when she did he was knocked out on the floor
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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A : u r active b : u r best c : u r cute d : u r my dearest e : u r excelant f : u r alwayz first g : u r great sorry cant lie till z.......
When love speaks all other world languages keep silent
L love u. l love u again. i love so much. l love u a specially bcz swami vivekananda said; love animals. aspeally monkey.
I wonder why ur name is not mentioned in the dictionaries under the definition of heaven
This message comes to practice your fingers to move, take a touch on your phone and finally the main aim is to waste your time.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. my father grows beans," said one student. "my father cooks beans," said another. then little johnny spoke up: "we are all human beans."
Did u know that u can keep refridgerate used chappies and eat 4 the whole week
Wanted by many taken by none talking to some but waiting for one
A man gives blood to save his girlfriend. they break up and he wants all his blood back. she hands him a bloody tampon and says "i'll pay you back monthly....." keep it going!
Y where is no raymonds showroom in pakistan??reason is:there is no "complete man" in pak.every1 is a cut piece.jai hind..........
First nite, first sight, i saw, i knew, love's sweeter than mountain dew, a promise i made and' will keep, 2 love you always~
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Dere were two baboons, ababy baboon n its mom.one day de baby asks:"mom y r we so ugly?".mom replied:"we r lucky we r not as ugly as a person reading this message
I've gone mad, darling; i'm mad for you, darling. what should i do now? how can i live? tell me that much, o my love. i've gone mad, darling; i'm mad for you, darling. i'll keep your face in my sights; day and night i will pine for it. so long as my breath rises and falls, i will continue to love you.
Without u ,life is black and white without u ,the world is no hops no light without u t can't go left or right without u i lose my sight thank u my glasses
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. donate it to the salvation army instead. they'll clean it, put it on a hanger. next morn buy it back for 50p.
A lad ask a girl to open her legs and when she did he was knocked out on the floor
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
Beep... you have reached the breast self-examination hotline. press one to continue. (pause) now, press the other one. beep...
