WEDDING INVESTMENT
<Average 30 yrs>
Dear Bachelor boy's think before you leap.
Rs.2,000,000 Marriage expenses.
Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure.
Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance.
<Average 30 yrs>
Dear Bachelor boy's think before you leap.
Rs.2,000,000 Marriage expenses.
Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure.
Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance.
RETURNS:
<SEX>
<SEX>
First 5 years Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 years Once in 15 days.
Next 10 years Once in a month.
TOTAL COST
1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping :
17,840,000.
+
Opportunity cost on 2,000,000
spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as
per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate =
LKR 29,848,915.68
Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 years Once in 15 days.
Next 10 years Once in a month.
TOTAL COST
1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping :
17,840,000.
+
Opportunity cost on 2,000,000
spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as
per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate =
LKR 29,848,915.68
TOTAL COST = LKR 47,788,915.68
Kindly Note:
A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!!!
A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!!!
CONCLUSION :
Outsourcing is cheaper!
