your fav quote/saying

[Rovin]

“Sometimes It's The Smallest Decisions That Can Change Your Life Forever....”

 

[Rovin]

“You Just Have To Do Your Own Thing, No Matter What Anyone Says... It's Your Life...”

 

[twisted]

God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please". freaking hell i cannot stop laughing.

 

[kosandpol]

God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please". freaking hell i cannot stop laughing.

ROTFLMAO

Imagine the conversation between Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris for that one.

 

[kosandpol]

"If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you."

 

[twisted]

ROTFLMAO

Imagine the conversation between Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris for that one.

he doesn't say please and next thing morgan freeman know, roundhouse kick in his face

 

[kosandpol]

he doesn't say please and next thing morgan freeman know, roundhouse kick in his face

and thats what started the middle ages

 

[twisted]

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two" lulz

 

[twisted]

and thats what started the middle ages

well obviously god was feeling dizzy

 

[Elysium]

"Whenever he was in company he wanted to get away & whenever he was alone he wanted company"
though it's nt a quote it's 4m Harry Potter bt my fav

 

[twisted]

"Whenever he was in company he wanted to get away & whenever he was alone he wanted company"
though it's nt a quote it's 4m Harry Potter bt my fav

when chuck norris is in the house, they all want to get away

 

[Elysium]

when chuck norris is in the house, they all want to get away

bcuz he ia a lunatic

 

[kosandpol]

"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."

 

[twisted]

In the begining there was nothing... But chuck Norris
And on the Eighth day, Chuck Norris created God

 

[twisted]

bcuz he ia a lunatic

await the roundhouse kick any second now sweetheart

"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."

lmao good one.

 

[twisted]

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. lolz

 

[niki771]

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[BLACKLIST_MEMBER]

"I don't fear computers. i fear da lack of them"
-Bill ayya ape ayya-

 

[Kronic]

" im a King, A Lion , A Proud Sinhalese " - DELON -

 

[ac2000]

"I don't fear computers. i fear da lack of them"
-Bill ayya ape ayya-

and he also said

"No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer." - said in the early 1970s