ඔබේ රොටි තර්කයෙන් ඔබ පැහැදිලිවම පරාජයට පත්වී ඇත. http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1540268
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ලෝකේ පැතලියි ....කුරාණේ කියන්නේ කොහොමද?
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නැවතත් ඔබ දැමූ දෙය ගැනම කතා කිරීම ඔබේ මෝඩකම ප්රදර්ශනය කිරීමක් නොවේද?
මෙන්න අනුන් කොටවන පල්ලියේ කොන්තරාත්තුව කරන කුරුසයෙක් ඇවිත්...
අයියෝ සල්ලි අල්ල පාරවලුත් හදල සංචාරය කරන්න
පාලං කොක්කු හැදුවෙත් අල්ලද බං ?
මේවට වඩා ඔබට හිතන්න ප්රශ්න තියෙනවා. ඔබේ බයිබලේ කියවන්න..
1.)Daniel 4:10-11
10Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.
11 The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:
උස ගහකට නැගල මුළු ලෝකෙම දැක්කලු. ඒ කොහොමද?
2.)Matthew 4:8
8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
devil උස කන්දකට ගෙනිහින් මුළු ලෝකෙම පෙන්නුවලු. ඒ කොහොමද?
විසඳන්නකෝ කුරුසයෝ...
(දැම්මේ http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org එකෙන්)ඔය ගහ තියෙන්නේ කොහෙද කියල කියනවද? Holiday එකකට ලෝකෙම බලන්න ගස් නගින්න පුළුවන්. වියදම් කරගෙන ලෝකේ වටේ යන්න ඕනේ නෑනේ..
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BUMP.
Diya rakus, ඔහොම සත්යයට බය වෙන්න ඕනේ නෑ. ඔයාට පේන හැම දෙයක්ම ඇත්ත නෙමෙයි.
අර ත්රෙඩ් එකේ (http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1538851) expanding universe සහ big bang ගැන ත්රෙඩ් එකට අදාලව ඔබට කියන්න දෙයක් නැති නිසා සුපුරුදු ඔබේ ක්රමයට වෙනත් දේ හැලීම එතන කල බව මම දන්නවා. ඔබ මේ කුරාන් වාක්ය දමන බව මම කලින්ම දැනන් හිටියා. අභියෝගයක් කරන්න කලින් එසේ දැනන් සිටීම තමයි සුදුසු.
ඔබ කියනවා: "මම පොඩි අභියෝගයක් කරා Big Bang වලට කලින් ලෝකේ පැතලියි කියලා කුරාණේ තියෙනවා කියලා."
ඔබ පටන් ගත්තෙම බොරුවකින්..
http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14606637&postcount=53
21:30 න් පටන් ගන්න කුරාන් වාක්ය දාලා වෙන දේවල් කියන ගමන් ඒ වාක්යයේ නැති, පොලව පැතලි කතාව අතින් දාලා කිව්වා. Big bang එකට "කලින්" සම්බන්ධයක් ගැන කිසි දෙයක් කිව්වේ නෑ. ඔබ කියපු එක ඔබ හරියටම මේකයි: "මොකද අල්ලාහ් හිතුවේ ලෝකේ රොටියක් වගේ පැතලියි කියලනේ". ඔබ රොටිය අතින් දාපු බව පැහැදිලියි. ඔබ දාපු එක වාක්යයකවත් රොටි කතාවක් ඇත්තේ නෑ. ඔබට රොටිය පෙන්නගන්නත් බෑ. ඉතින් පන්සිල් ගන්නේ ඕව ලිව්වට පස්සෙද?
ඔබම කියනවා, "අය්යෝ දැන් ඉතින් කුරානේ මේ version එක වැරදියි .හොඳ පිටපතක් හොයාගන්ඩ කියලා ලොකු බයිලා ගහයි. එයා ගාව තියෙන බොරු English කුරානයක් අරගෙන මෙතන නටයි."
ඔබේ දැනුම මනාව පේනවා. කුරානයේ ඇති version එකක් නෑ. බයිබලය තමයි එහෙම. ඔබ දමා ඇත්තේ සිංහල පරිවර්තනයකින්. එහි මුලාශ්රය ඔබ දමා නැහැ. ඔය පරිවර්තනයේ දෝෂ කීපයක් කලින් මම ඔබට පෙන්වල දුන්න මතක ඇති. එනිසා ඔබ දන්නවා එහි ප්රශ්න තියෙන බව. එය වසාගැනීමට ඉහත කී දේ ප්රමාණවත් නෑ. මා ගාව ඇති "බොරු" english කුරානයක් නෑ. මම බොහෝවිට දාන්නේ quranexplorer.com එකෙන්. සැක කෙනෙකුට එහි ගොස් බලාගත හැකියි. එහි ලෝකයම පිළිගත් පරිවර්තන කීපයක් තියෙනවා. මම බොහෝවිට දමන්නේ Dr. Mohsinගේ තරමක් සරල ඉංග්රීසියෙන් තියෙන එක. පරිවර්තන දෝෂයක් ගෙන කුරානයේ ප්රශ්නයක් ලෙස ලොකුවට පෙන්වා ඔබට හිත සනසගන්න ඕනෙනම් මට ප්රශ්නයක් නෑ.
ඔය පරිවර්තන ගැන ගත්තොත්, ඔබේ මහා පරිනිබ්බාණ සුත්රයේ ඇති සූකර මද්දව පරිවර්තනය කරාම එන තේරුම ඔබ පිළිගන්නවද? මොන භාෂාවට පරිවර්තනය කලත් එහි literal තේරුම වෙනස් කරන්න බෑ. එවිට ඔබලාට අටුවාවන් වල සරණ පතන්න වෙන බව පැහැදිලියි. එහෙත් කුරානය සම්බන්ධයෙන් එහෙම අවසර නෑ වගේ. ඔබේ දෙබිඩි පිළිවෙත පැහැදිලියි. මේ මතෘකාවේදී කුරානයට අටුවාවක් අවශ්යත් නෑ.
මුලින්ම කිව යුත්තේ කුරානයේ ලෝකය පැතලි හෝ ගෝලාකාර කියා කොහෙවත් පැහැදිලි වචනෙන් කෙලින්ම කියා නැති බවයි. එයට හේතුව, ඉතිහාසයේ මිනිසුන් විසින් මේ ගැන විවිධ මත දරන විටදී ඉස්ලාමය විශ්වාස කිරීමට අමතර වෙර දැරීමක් අවශ්ය වීම වැළැක්වීමටය. එනිසා, යම් කලෙක මිනිසුන්ගේ මතයට විරුද්ධ හරි මතය විශ්වාස කිරීමේ අනවශ්ය උත්සාහයන් අවශ්ය වීම මේ මගින් ඉවත් කොට ඇත.
ඔබ දැමූ වාක්ය බලමු.
Are you more difficult to create, or is the heaven that He constructed? (27) He raised its height, and has perfected it, (28) Its night He covers with darkness, and its forenoon He brings out (with light). (29) And after that He spread the earth; (30) And brought forth therefrom its water and its pasture; (31) And the mountains He has fixed firmly, (32) (To be) a provision and benefit for you and your cattle, (79:33) Dr.Mohsin
What! are ye the more difficult to create or the heaven (above)? (Allah) hath constructed it: (27) On high hath He raised its canopy, and He hath given it order and perfection. (28) Its night doth He endow with darkness, and its splendour doth He bring out (with light). (29) And the earth, moreover; hath He extended (to a wide expanse): (30) He draweth out therefrom its water and its pasture; (31) And the mountains hath He firmly fixed― (32) For use and convenience to you and your cattle. (79:33) Yusuf Ali
ඔබේ මාතෘකාවට එන්න කලින් ඔබේ සිංහල පරිවර්තනයේ ප්රශ්නයක් මෙතන පෙන්වන්නම්. මුලින් ඇති (27) වාක්යය බලන්න. සිංහල එකේ කියන්නේ, "ඇඹීමේ ඔබ බලවන්තයෝද, නැතහොත් ඔහු නිර්මාණය කල අහසද?" යන්නයි. එය සම්පුර්ණයෙන් වැරදියි. ව්යාකරණය අනුව විකාරයක්. (අහස බලවන්තද යැයි ඇසීම). හරි තේරුම, "ඔබව මැවීමද අමාරු, නැතිනම් ඔහු නිර්මාණය කල අහසද?" යන්නයි. ඔය පරිවර්තනය ගත්තේ කොහෙන්ද??
මෙහි spread/extended යන්නට ඔබේ තේරුම "ලෝකේ දිග ඇරලා" යන්නයි. මේකෙන් ඔබට පේන්නේ (හිතේ මවාගන්නේ) පැතලියි කියන අදහස. ඔබට අවශ්යත් එයයි. එසේ දිග හරින්න/අතුරන්න/පතුරුවන්න/විස්තීර්ණ කරන්න/විහිදුවන්න පුළුවන් පැතලි එකක් පමණද? ලොකු ගෝලයක් මත යමක් අතුරන්න/දිග හරින්න (spread කරන්න) බැරිද? මෙතනින් ඔබට ලෝකය පැතලියි කියන අදහස කොහොමත් එන්නේ නෑ.
අරාබියෙන් බැලුවොත්, spread යන්නට එන්නේ "දහාහා" යනුවෙන්. එහි ප්රාථමික තේරුම "spread/extended" තමයි. අරාබියෙන් එයට තවත් තෙරුමක් තියෙනවා. එනම්, "බිත්තරයක් සේ හැඩ ගැස්වීමට දික් කිරීම" යන්නයි. එය ගෝලයක් extended වුණාම දෙපැත්තෙන් විස්තාර්ණ වී එන හැඩය ගැන කියා පාන්නක්. පෘතුවිය ගත්තත්, එය හරි ගෝලාකාර හැඩයක් නෑ. දෙපැත්තෙන් දික් වූ ගෝලයක හැඩයක් (Oblate_spheroid) තමයි ඇත්තේ. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblate_spheroid). එහෙම බැලුවොත් කුරානය ඉතා නිවැරදිව පෘතුවියේ හැඩය ගැන කියනවා!
ඊළඟ එක...
Afterwards He will return you into it (the earth), and bring you forth (again on the Day of Resurrection)? (18) And Allâh has made for you the earth a wide expanse. (19) That you may go about therein in broad roads. (71:20) Dr. Mohsin
"`And in the End He will return you into the (earth), and raise you forth (again at the Resurrection)? (18) "`And Allah has made the earth for you as a carpet (spread out) (19) "`That ye may go about therein in spacious roads.' " (71:20) Yusuf Ali
එකම කතාව. ලොකු ගෝලයක් මත carpet එකක් wide විදිහට අතුරන්න බැරිද? හොඳට බලන්න. එහි කියන්නේ "ඔබට" (for you) ඇතිරිල්ලක් (carpet) ලෙස පත් කර ඇති බවයි. අපට පේන්නෙත් එහෙම තමයි. මුළු ලෝකයම පැතලියි කියන එකක් මෙතනින් කොහොමත් ගන්න බෑ. ඔබ අමතර දේවල් හිතෙන් මවගත්තොත් මිසක්. නැතිනම් "රොටියක්" අතින් දැම්මොත් මිසක්!
ඊළඟ...
Nay, again, they will come to know! (5) Have We not made the earth as a bed, (6) And the mountains as pegs? (78:7) Dr. Mohsin
Verily, verily they shall soon (come to) know! (5) Have We not made the earth as a wide expanse, (6) And the mountains as pegs? (78:7) Yusuf Ali
ආයෙත් ඒ වගේම කතාවක්. මෙහි "bed" යනු කකුල් හතරේ ඇඳවල් නෙමෙයි. ඒ කාලේ ඕව තිබ්බේ නෑ. පොලව ඇතිරිල්ලක් ලෙස ඔබට පාවිච්චි කල හැකි විදිහට හදා තිබීම ගැනයි. එහි wide කියන අදහසත් එනවා. එනම් ඉඩ අඩුපාඩුවක් නැති ලෙස පොලව මත සිටීමට/ඇතිරිල්ලක් සේ යොදාගැනීමට හැකි වීම ගැනයි. මෙයින් පොලවේ හැඩය ගැන කොහොමත් කියන්නේ නෑ. ඊළඟ වාක්යයත් සමග ගත්තොත් එය තවත් පැහැදිලි වෙනවා. කඳු pegs ලෙස කියන්නේ එහි function (කාර්යය) එක ගැනයි. Structure (ව්යුහය) ගැන නොවේ. [කඳු pegs කතාව වෙන දවසක බලමු insha-allah]. එලෙසම එයට කලින් පොලව ගැන කියන්නෙත් එහි කාර්යයක් ගැන මිසක් ව්යුහය ගැන නොවේ.
උඩින් පල්ලෙන් බලලා කුරානය ත්රුම් ගන්න බෑ. ටිකක් මොලේ පාවිච්චි කරන්න ඕනේ. හරිද diya rakus...
මේ පොලවේ හැඩය ගැන කියන ලෙස වාක්යයක් ගන්නේ නම් එය 79:30 තමයි. (බිත්තරයක් වගේ දිගු හැඩය)-ඉහත බලන්න. මෙලෙස ගෝලාකාර හැඩයක් ගැන යම් අදහසක් ගත හැකි තවත් වාක්ය තියෙනවා. එහෙත් ඒවායේ කෙලින්ම කියලා නෑ.
උදා:
He has created the heavens and the earth with truth. He makes the night to go in the day and makes the day to go in the night. And He has subjected the sun and the moon. Each running (on a fixed course) for an appointed term. Verily, He is the All-Mighty, the Oft-Forgiving. (39:5) Dr. Mohsin
He created the heavens and the earth in true (proportions): He makes the Night overlap the Day, and the Day overlap the Night: He has subjected the sun and the moon (to His law), each one follows a course for a time appointed. Is not He the Exalted in Power― He Who forgives again and again? (39:5) Yusuf Ali
මෙහි Night overlap the Day, and the Day overlap the Night යන්නෙහි "overlap/to go in" යන්නට අරාබියෙන් ඇත්තේ "යුකව්විරු" යන්නයි. එහි root වචනය (එනම් මූල/ධාතු වචනය) "කව්වාරා" යන්නයි. මෙම ක්රියාපදය යොදන්නේ යමෙකුගේ හිස වටේ තලප්පාව (හිස්වෙළුම/turban) එතීමටයි. ඒ අනුව මෙවැනි වචනයක් පැතලි පොළවක් වෙනුවෙන් පාවිච්චි කිරීම කොහොමත් වැරදියි. කලින් පෙන්නුවා වගේ පැතලි පොළවක් ගැන කුරානයේ කොහෙවත් කියන්නේ නෑ.
උදා:
And the sun runs on its fixed course for a term (appointed). That is the Decree of the All-Mighty, the All-Knowing. (38) And the moon, We have measured for it mansions (to traverse) till it returns like the old dried curved date stalk. (39) It is not for the sun to overtake the moon, nor does the night outstrip the day. They all float, each in an orbit. (36:40) Dr. Mohsin
And the Sun runs his course for a period determined for him: that is the decree of (Him) the Exalted in Might, the All-Knowing. (38) And the Moon― We have measured for it mansions (to traverse) till it returns like the old (and withered) lower part of date-stalk. (39) It is not permitted to the Sun to catch up the Moon, nor can the Night outstrip the Day: each (just) swims along in (its own) orbit (according to Law). (36:40)
මෙහි "nor does the night outstrip the day" යනුවෙන් පැතලි පොළවක දවල්/රෑ ගැන විස්තර කිරීම කොහොමත් වැරදියි. මෙලෙස රෑ සහ දවල් එකම වෙලාවක තියෙන අදහසක් යොදන්න හැක්කේ ගෝලාකාර පොළවක් වුනොත් තමයි.
එහි අනික් දේවල් බලන්න. ඉර සහ හඳ සඳහා වෙනම කක්ෂ ඇති බව කියනවා. ඉතිහාසය ගත්තොත්, ඉර ගැන විවිධ මත තිබුනා. ඉර පොලව වටේ යන බව, පස්සේ කිව්වා ඉර නිසොල්මන්, පොලව ඉර වටේ යන බව ආදී ලෙස. මිනිසුන් විසින් දැරූ වැරදි මත සියල්ල අතහැර විද්යාත්මකව හරි දේ (එනම්, float, each in an orbit) යන්න අවුරුදු 1400කට කලින් කී ඇති සැටි බලන්න. තවත් කිව්වොත්, Sun runs his course for a period determined for him.. යනුවෙන් කියා ඇත. ඉර අපේ ගැලැක්සියේ වටේ යන්න යම් අවුරුදු මිලියන ගානක් යන බව දැන් අපි දන්නවා (එයට කියන්නේ cosmic year එකක් කියලයි). කලෙක මිනිස්සු හිතුවේ ඉර විශ්වයේ මැද නිසොල්මන් කියාය! මේ ආදී ලෙස විද්යාව සමග ගැලපෙන දේවල් ගොඩක් කුරානයේ තියෙනවා. Diya Rakus වැනි අයට ඒවා දිරවගන්න අමාරු බව අපි දන්නවා. කොහොමහරි ක්රමයකින් කුරානයේ වැරැද්දක් හෙවීමේ උත්සාහය නවත්වන්නේ නෑ. මම කියන්නේ බොරුද බලන්න ඔන්න...
අවුරුදු 1000කටත් වඩා කාලයක් කුරානය බොරු කරන්න කට්ටිය උත්සහ කළා. බැරිවුනා. Diya Rakusට එහෙම කරන්න හැකි වුනොත් බටහිර ඇත්තන් ඔහුට ලොකු පට්ටමක් සහිතව ත්යාගයක්ද, වෙනම ඔහුගේ පිළිමයක් හදන්න තැනක්ද වෙන් කරනු නොඅනුමානයි!!
ඔබ අන්තිමට කියනවා, "මෙහෙමයි තවත් ආගමකට අපහාස කරන්ඩ මගේ බලාපොරොත්තුවක් නෑ .නමුත් මේ මිනිහා බුද්ධාගමට කරන අපහාස නවත්තන්ඩ මේ දේ කරන්ඩ වෙනවා."
අනේ බං.. කරන්න/කියන්න ඕනේ ඔක්කොම කරලා දැන් සුදනෙක් වෙන්නද කල්පනාව?
මගේ ආගම ගැන ප්රශ්න ඇසීම ගැන නම් මම සතුටුයි. එය අපහාසයක් නෙමෙයි. එවැනි ප්රශ්න වලට කිසි බයක් නෑ. හේතුව, මගේ දහමේ කිසි අවුලක්/ප්රශ්නයක් නැති නිසා. අනික් අය කරන අපහාස ඔක්කොම බොරු චෝදනා බව හොඳින් දනිමු. ඔබේ දහම ගැන ප්රශ්න ඇසීම ඔබට පෙනෙන්නේ අපහාසයක් වගේ නම් මම හිතන්නේ ඔබලාට පිළිතුරු දීගන්ඩ බැරි මොනවහරි කොස්සක් ඇති කියලයි. නැතිනම්, බය වෙන්න කිසි හේතුවක් නෑනේ. හරිද?
ඔටු හුජ්ජ බොන බිජ්ජ කොට එකෙක් රෙප් කපල. මට දුකායි.........
අල්ලගෙ කොටබිජ්ජ බම්ප්....
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මෙන්න අනුන් කොටවන පල්ලියේ කොන්තරාත්තුව කරන කුරුසයෙක් ඇවිත්...
මේවට වඩා ඔබට හිතන්න ප්රශ්න තියෙනවා. ඔබේ බයිබලේ කියවන්න..
1.)Daniel 4:10-11
10Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.
11 The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:
උස ගහකට නැගල මුළු ලෝකෙම දැක්කලු. ඒ කොහොමද?
2.)Matthew 4:8
8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
devil උස කන්දකට ගෙනිහින් මුළු ලෝකෙම පෙන්නුවලු. ඒ කොහොමද?
විසඳන්නකෝ කුරුසයෝ... (දැම්මේ http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org එකෙන්)
ඔය ගහ තියෙන්නේ කොහෙද කියල කියනවද? Holiday එකකට ලෝකෙම බලන්න ගස් නගින්න පුළුවන්. වියදම් කරගෙන ලෝකේ වටේ යන්න ඕනේ නෑනේ..
මේවට වඩා ඔබට හිතන්න ප්රශ්න තියෙනවා. ඔබේ බයිබලේ කියවන්න..
1.)Daniel 4:10-11
10Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.
11 The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:
උස ගහකට නැගල මුළු ලෝකෙම දැක්කලු. ඒ කොහොමද?
2.)Matthew 4:8
8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
devil උස කන්දකට ගෙනිහින් මුළු ලෝකෙම පෙන්නුවලු. ඒ කොහොමද?
විසඳන්නකෝ කුරුසයෝ...
(දැම්මේ http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org එකෙන්)ඔය ගහ තියෙන්නේ කොහෙද කියල කියනවද? Holiday එකකට ලෝකෙම බලන්න ගස් නගින්න පුළුවන්. වියදම් කරගෙන ලෝකේ වටේ යන්න ඕනේ නෑනේ..
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අවුරුදු දහතුනක ලමයෙක් දූෂණය කරල ගැනු 32 බැන්ද අ**ලා දන්න රෙද්ද.මූස්ලිම් හු***දැනුම ගැන ඉතින් කියන්න ඕන නෑනේ
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හලාල් ඇතොත් කෝකත් ගිලිමු
සහතිකේ දෙන්නෙත් කුට්ටිය ගන්නෙත්
ජමියිතුල්ලා උලමයි.....
සුන්නි හොඳයි කිව්වොත් වැරදි
ෂියා හොඳයි කිව්වත් වැරදි
එබැවින් නංගියේ මල්ලියේ පවසමි
අල්ලා ට මෝල් කියා.....
අපේ අල්ලාහ් නම් කැ# කොල්ලා
කිව්වොත් කියන්නේ හු#න කතා
එබැවින් මල්ලියේ උඹේ ජුන්ඩාගෙන්
තුනෙන් එකක් කපහන්
කිව්වොත් කියන්නේ හු#න කතා
එබැවින් මල්ලියේ උඹේ ජුන්ඩාගෙන්
තුනෙන් එකක් කපහන්
රොටියත් කාර්පට් එකත් දෙකම Flat බව නොතේරෙන එකට කියන්නේ මොකක්ද ?
(1) මෝඩකම
(2)බියබැතිමත් මුසල්මානුවකු වීම
(3) මොළ ශොදනය වී තිබීම
(4)ඉහත සඳහන් සියල්ලම.
නිවැරදි පිළිතුර ලියන්න ....
උඹටත් පිස්සු බං මේ මොළේ නැති හුKන්නො ගැන ත්රෙඩ් අරින්න. අල්ල එළ පොරක්නම් මේ හුKන්නො ටික ලෝකේ තියෙන අන්ත දුශ්කර කොනක මුන් ටික මවල ඔටු හුජ්ජ බොන්න දීල නන්නත්තාර කරාට හරි හම්බයෙක්නම් අල්ලට ගහන්න ඕන ඌරු ප@යකින්,
ලින්ඩා
දවසේ කතාව.
ඉහත් පලමු පිලිතුර සත්ය යැයි මට යම් තරමකට සිතේ. එහෙත් තුන්වන පිලිතුරට අදාළ මොළය යන වචනය කුමක්ද යන්න පිලිබද මට හරිහැටි තෙරුමක් නැත. බිය බැතිකම යනුවෙන් අපි කරන්නේ තනිකරම බොරුවක් බව බොහො දෙනෙකු තවම හරියට දන්නේ නැත.
රොටියත් කාර්පට් එකත් දෙකම Flat බව නොතේරෙන එකට කියන්නේ මොකක්ද ?
(1) මෝඩකම
(2)බියබැතිමත් මුසල්මානුවකු වීම
(3) මොළ ශොදනය වී තිබීම
(4)ඉහත සඳහන් සියල්ලම.
නිවැරදි පිළිතුර ලියන්න ....
රොටියත් කාර්පට් එකත් දෙකම Flat බව නොතේරෙන එකට කියන්නේ මොකක්ද ?
(1) මෝඩකම
(2)බියබැතිමත් මුසල්මානුවකු වීම
(3) මොළ ශොදනය වී තිබීම
(4)ඉහත සඳහන් සියල්ලම.
නිවැරදි පිළිතුර ලියන්න ....
තුන්වන පිළිතුර විය නොහැක . හේතුව මෙවන් අන්ධ භක්තිකයන්ට ශොදනය වීමට හෝ මොලේ කළඳක් නොමැති වීමයි.
පලවෙනි එකයි දෙවැනි එකයි වෙනඩ පුළුවන්.
අෆෙ අෆ්ෆෝ
අල්ලා කියන්නෙ ලදරු පාසල් වත් ගියෙ නැති මෑන් කෙනෙක් කියල් අදනෙ දන්නෙ.
උබල ආගමක් කියල අදහන්නෙ. ඔය වගේ දේවල්ද?
okaa 8 pass wath nahlu.....man andurana hamba aiyya kenek kiwwe....
එළ බං.
දවසේ කවිටික........ එළ බං.
අල්ලගෙ ගල් කොල්ලො දැක්කනං චී කියල යයි.
අල්ලගෙ කොටබිජ්ජ බම්ප්!!!
ලින්ඩා
දවසේ කවිටික........ එළ බං.
අල්ලගෙ ගල් කොල්ලො දැක්කනං චී කියල යයි.
අල්ලගෙ කොටබිජ්ජ බම්ප්!!!
ලින්ඩා
ඔබ රොටිය වගේ ලෝකයක් වෙන තැන්වල හෙව්වට, ඔබ ලඟම එය තිබෙනවා!!
බෞද්ධ කොස්මොලොජි ගැන පොඩ්ඩක් බලමු...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_cosmology
මේ ගැන කියද්දී "...is the end-product of an analysis and reconciliation of cosmological comments found in the Buddhist sūtra and vinaya traditions. "
මේවා සුත්ර සහ විනය ප්රකාශ අලලා ලියු බවයි කියන්නේ.
මහා බ්රහ්ම ගැන...
According to the Brahmajāla Sutta (DN.1), a Mahābrahmā is a being from the Ābhāsvara worlds who falls into a lower world through exhaustion of his merits and is reborn alone in the Brahma-world; forgetting his former existence, he imagines himself to have come into existence without cause. Note that even such a high-ranking deity has no intrinsic knowledge of the worlds above his own. Mahābrahmā is 1 ½ yojanas tall.
බ්රහ්ම ලෝක ආදී දේ ගැන විස්තර එහි තියෙනවා...
දැන් එන්න මනුෂ්ය ලෝකයට..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_cosmology
• Manuṣyaloka (Tib: mi) – This is the world of humans and human-like beings who live on the surface of the earth. The mountain-rings that engird Sumeru are surrounded by a vast ocean, which fills most of the world. The ocean is in turn surrounded by a circular mountain wall called Cakravāḍa (Pāli: Cakkavāḷa) which marks the horizontal limit of the world. In this ocean there are four continents which are, relatively speaking, small islands in it. Because of the immenseness of the ocean, they cannot be reached from each other by ordinary sailing vessels, although in the past, when the cakravartin kings ruled, communication between the continents was possible by means of the treasure called the cakraratna (Pāli cakkaratana), which a cakravartin and his retinue could use to fly through the air between the continents. The four continents are:
○ Jambudvīpa or Jambudīpa is located in the south and is the dwelling of ordinary human beings. It is said to be shaped "like a cart", or rather a blunt-nosed triangle with the point facing south. (This description probably echoes the shape of the coastline of southern India.) It is 10,000 yojanas in extent (Vibhajyavāda tradition) or has a perimeter of 6,000 yojanas (Sarvāstivāda tradition) to which can be added the southern coast of only 3 ½ yojanas' length. The continent takes its name from a giant Jambu tree (Syzygium cumini), 100 yojanas tall, which grows in the middle of the continent. Every continent has one of these giant trees. All Buddhas appear in Jambudvīpa. The people here are five to six feet tall and their length of life varies between 80,000 and 10 years.
○ Pūrvavideha or Pubbavideha is located in the east, and is shaped like a semicircle with the flat side pointing westward (i.e., towards Sumeru). It is 7,000 yojanas in extent (Vibhajyavāda tradition) or has a perimeter of 6,350 yojanas of which the flat side is 2,000 yojanas long (Sarvāstivāda tradition). Its tree is the acacia. The people here are about 12 feet (3.7 m) tall and they live for 250 years.
○ Aparagodānīya or Aparagoyāna is located in the west, and is shaped like a circle with a circumference of about 7,500 yojanas (Sarvāstivāda tradition). The tree of this continent is a giant Kadamba tree. The human inhabitants of this continent do not live in houses but sleep on the ground. They are about 24 feet (7.3 m) tall and they live for 500 years.
○ Uttarakuru is located in the north, and is shaped like a square. It has a perimter of 8,000 yojanas, being 2,000 yojanas on each side. This continent's tree is called a kalpavṛkṣa (Pāli: kapparukkha) or kalpa-tree, because it lasts for the entire kalpa. The inhabitants of Uttarakuru are said to be extraordinarily wealthy. They do not need to labor for a living, as their food grows by itself, and they have no private property. They have cities built in the air. They are about 48 feet (15 m) tall and live for 1,000 years, and they are under the protection of Vaiśravaṇa.
මේක නම් මරු ලෝකයක්!!!
{{ The mountain-rings that engird Sumeru are surrounded by a vast ocean...}}
මොකද්ද මේ sumeru??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumeru
{{The world-mountain of Sumeru is an immense, strangely shaped peak which arises in the center of the world, and around which the Sun and Moon revolve. Its base rests in a vast ocean, and it is surrounded by several rings of lesser mountain ranges and oceans.}}
එය කන්දක්... ලෝකේ මැද එය තියෙන්නෙ... ඉර සහ හඳ කැරකෙන්නේ එය වටේ!! සුමේරු වටේ තව කඳු. ඒ කඳු වලටත් වටෙන් මුහුද...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_cosmology
{{The ocean is in turn surrounded by a circular mountain wall called Cakravāḍa (Pāli: Cakkavāḷa) which marks the horizontal limit of the world.}}
මේ මුහුද වටකර කවයක් සේ ඇති කඳු තාප්පයක් (Cakravāḍa). එය තමයි ලෝකයේ තිරස් සීමාව!!!! (එහෙනම් ලෝකේ රොටියක් වගේ කිව්වේ මේකටද????)
{{In this ocean there are four continents which are, relatively speaking, small islands in it.}
විශාල මුහුදේ මහද්වීප හතරයි...
1.Jambudvīpa
2.Pūrvavideha
3.Aparagodānīya
4.Uttarakuru
ජම්බුද්වීපය අර කන්දට දකුණෙන්. "අපි" ඉන්නේ ඒකෙ තමයිලු. ඉන්දියාවේ හැඩය වගේ එකක්ලු තියෙන්නේ. ද්වීපය මැද ලොකු ජම්බු ගහක්ලු. මම නිකන් අහන්නේ.. ඒ කාලේ "ලෝකය" කියල හිතාගෙන හිටියේ ඉන්දියාවද?
තව ඒ වගේ ලෝක ගොඩාක් තියෙනවා. කියවන්න... නරකය තියෙන්නේ ජම්බුද්වීපයට යටින්. හරිද?
ඔය සුමේරු (sumeru) ගැන පොඩ්ඩක්...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumeru
{{According to Vasubandhu's Abhidharmakośabhāṣyam, Sumeru is 80,000 yojanas tall. The exact measure of the yojana is uncertain, but some accounts put it at about 24,000 feet, or approximately 4-1/2 miles, but other accounts put it at about 7-9 miles. It also descends beneath the surface of the surrounding waters to a depth of 80,000 yojanas, being founded upon the basal layer of Earth. Sumeru is often used as a simile for both size and stability in Buddhist texts.}}
ඔය කන්ද තියෙන්නේ කොහෙද දන්නෑ??
{{The 80,000 yojana square top of Sumeru constitutes the Trāyastriṃśa "heaven" (devaloka), which is the highest plane in direct physical contact with the earth.}}
උඩම ඇත්තේ දේව ලෝක...
{{The world "of the Thirty-three (devas)" is a wide flat space on the top of Mount Sumeru, filled with the gardens and palaces of the devas. Its ruler is Śakra devānām indra, "Śakra, lord of the devas". Besides the eponymous Thirty-three devas, many other devas and supernatural beings dwell here, including the attendants of the devas and many apsarases (nymphs).}}
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_cosmology)
සක්ර දෙයියෝ ඉන්නවලු. අප්සරාලත් ඉන්නවලු!
{{The first terrace constitutes the "heaven" of the Four Great Kings and is divided into four parts, facing north, south, east and west.}}
හතර වරම් දෙයියෝ ඉන්නවලු..
{{40,000 yojanas is also the height at which the Sun and Moon circle Sumeru in a clockwise direction. This rotation explains the alteration of day and night; when the Sun is north of Sumeru, the shadow of the mountain is cast over the continent of Jambudvīpa, and it is night there; at the same time it is noon in the opposing northern continent of Uttarakuru, dawn in the eastern continent of Pūrvavideha, and dusk in the western continent of Aparagodānīya. Half a day later, when the Sun has moved to the south, it is noon in Jambudvīpa, dusk in Pūrvavideha, dawn in Aparagodānīya, and midnight in Uttarakuru.}}
මෙන්න බුද්ධාගමේ cosmology??? ඉර සහ හඳ sumeru එක වටේ කැරකෙනවලු!! ඉර කන්දට උතුරෙන් හිටියොත් ජම්බුද්වීපයට රාත්රියයි; අනිත් පැත්තට දවල්! කන්දෙන් දකුණට ඉර ආවොත් ජම්බුද්වීපයට දවල් වෙලා!
මෙම cosmology දැනුම වැරදි බව ඔප්පු වී ඇත. කෙසේ වෙතත් ඔබලාට මේවා ඔක්කොම ඇත්ත යැයි විශ්වාස කරන්න වෙනව නේද??
eka ekkenata hithena cosmology bududahama kiyala piliganna obata thiyena aithiya mokakda? eka ekkenata danena vidiyata mokakhari qwa paliyata eka bududahama wenne na. THRIPITAKE ohoma thiyenawa kiyala pennanna.
Wikipedia ??
Then see this one too......................
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_science
Then see this one too......................
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_science
Absurdity in the Quran
- "Alif. Lam. Mim."
Many surahs start with three Arabic letters. No one knows why. But I have a theory. The mysterious letters (Alif. Lam. Mim.) are the Quranic equivalent of WTF. 2:1 - "This is the Scripture whereof there is no doubt, a guidance unto those who ward off (evil)." There is no doubt about this or any other "Scripture". It is false. It wasn't revealed by God and it won't "ward off evil." 2:2
- Those who believe in the unseen things revealed by Muhammad and who are absolutely certain they will survive their own death are the successful people. You know, the Muslims. 2:3-5
- "Shall we believe as the foolish believe?"
According to the Quran, the answer is, yes. To be truly wise you must believe whatever the foolish believe. 2:13 - Allah especially dislikes people who pretend to believe when they're around Muslims, and then disbelieve when they hang out with devils. 2:14
- "If Allah willed, He could destroy their hearing and their sight. Lo! Allah is able to do all things." 2:20
- "And if ye are in doubt ... then produce a surah of the like thereof."
If you doubt that the truth of the Quran, then try making some stuff up and see how it compares. (Whatever you come up with will be better than the Quran.) 2:23 - Allah created seven heavens. 2:29
- And He taught Adam all the names."
Allah taught Adam all the names of the plants and animals, which must have taken a while since there are 1.7 million species that are known today, with probably another 10 million or so that are yet to be discovered. And this only includes those that are alive today. If extinct species are included (~99%), then Allah must have taught Adam a billion or so names. 2:31a - Then Allah showed all the animals to the angels, challenging them to guess their names (if they are truthful). 2:31b
- But the angels weren't truthful enough to guess correctly. 2:32
- Then Allah tells Adam to tell the angels the animals' names. So Adam tells them and says, "I know something you guys don't! Neener-Neener-Neener!" 2:33
- Allah commands the angels to worship Adam. They all do, except for Iblis, who becomes a disbeliever. 2:34
- After the people worshipped a calf, Moses told them to kill themselves. That, he said, would be best for them. 2:54
- Allah struck Moses with lightning and then revived him just so that Moses would thank him for it! 2:55-56
- As you read the Quran you'll notice that many of the Bible's stupidest stories are made even stupider in the Quran. Take Exodus 17:1-6 for example. In the Bible, Moses strikes a rock and water comes out for the Israelites to drink. In the Quran, the same thing happens but there are twelve springs that come out of the rock, one for each tribe of Israel. 2:60
- Allah turned Sabbath-breaking Jews into apes to be despised and hated. All modern Jews are descendants of apes (or all modern apes are descendants of Sabbath-breaking Jews). 2:65-66
- "Allah told the Jews to sacrifice a bright yellow cow. 2:67-69
- But they weren't sure what cow to kill. All cows pretty much look alike to Jews. 2:67-69
- Somehow they worked it all out, though, and killed a yellow cow. 2:71
- A man was murdered about the same time that the yellow cow was killed. Nobody knew who the murderer was. So Allah told the people to smite the dead man with a piece of the dead cow. When they did that, the dead man came to life and told everyone who had murdered him. (I hope I got that right.)2:72-3
- There are rocks which fall down for the fear of Allah."
Are there rocks that fall down laughing at the stupid things Allah says in the Quran? 2:74 - "Little is that which they believe."
At least Allah got that right. There is little in the Quran that is worthy of belief. 2:88 - Pay no attention to the know-nothings that ask Allah for a sign. (Or ask him to say something good, kind, decent, or reasonable in the Quran.) 2:118a
- Their hearts are all alike (they suck). Allah's revelations are clear to those that already believe that Allah's revelations are clear. 2:118b
- "We take our colour from Allah, and who is better than Allah at colouring."
Muslims were colored by God. "Who is better than Allah at coloring?"
I give up. Who is better at coloring than Allah? 2:138 - Allah guides whoever the hell he wants on a straight path. And once in a while he changes the direction of the path for no reason whatsoever. 2:142
- Allah changes the holy direction. Originally Muslims prayed toward Jerusalem. But then, for no apparent reason, Allah told Muhammad to start praying toward a black cube-shaped building in Mecca (the Kaaba). The Kaaba, according to Islamic tradition, was the first building on earth. Built by Adam and re-built later by Abraham and Ishmael, the Kaaba is the direction that all Muslims pray toward five times day, and is the holy site that all Muslims are supposed to visit once in their lifetime. 2:143-4
- "Those who disbelieve [are] Deaf, dumb, blind, therefore they have no sense." 2:171
- "There is life for you in retaliation ... that ye may ward off (evil)."
There is life for you in Allah's magic retaliation. It helps to ward off evil. (It works like a rabbit's foot or something.) 2:17
Absurdity in the Quran 2
- "Beautified is the life of the world for those who disbelieve; they make a jest of the believers."
Yes life is beautiful to us unbelievers and we like to laugh at believers! 2:212 - Drinking and gambling are sinful, but useful. Allah isn't sure, but he figures their sinfulness is probably greater than their usefulness. Just try not to spend too much on either. 2:219a
- If you're wondering how much is too much to spend on drinking and gambling, Allah has the answer for you. Only drink or gamble away what is superfluous. Allah is Mighty, Wise, Helpful. 2:219b
- Next Allah gets down to the really important things in life. Things we all wonder about from time to time. Like should I marry a few idolatresses? Is an Islamic concubine better than a really hot Christian woman? Should I refuse to give my daughter to a Jewish man until he becomes a Muslim? And who should I invite to the Fire anyway? 2:221
- After your divorced wives have reached the end of their 3 month waiting period, you can take them or leave them. Just don't make Allah a laughing-stock. 2:231
- When a man dies, his wives can't have sex for four months and ten days. After that, if they're not pregnant, it's no sin for the dead man if his wives have sex again. 2:234
- Allah told thousands of soldiers to die. Then after they died, Allah brought them back to life. 2:243
- Allah asks for a loan, promising to pay us back with interest. Allah straightens and enlarges whatever is bent or small. 2:245
- Then Allah starts with the Bible stories. And, as usual, he gets them all wrong. First he has angels carrying the ark. 2:247
- Allah confuses Saul with Gideon when telling the stupid dog-lapping story of Judges 7:5-7. 2:249
- Abraham argues with a disbeliever by saying, "God makes the sun rise in the east. Make it rise in the west." Which totally abashed the disbeliever. But the disbeliever should have said, "I make the sun rise in the east. Ask Allah to make it rise in the west." That would have abashed Abraham and Allah. 2:258
- Allah makes a man "die" for 100 years, and then brings him back to life. 2:259
- To show how he gives life to the dead, Allah tells Abraham to cut up the bodies of four birds, scatter their remains on four hills, and then call to them. Allah says that the dead birds will come quickly to Abraham. 2:260
- Some scriptures are allegorical and some are not. No one understands the allegorical stuff except for Allah. 3:7
- Muslims are the best people. Most Non-muslims are "evil-livers." 3:110
- Allah tells us about a battle between the good guys (the Muslims) and the bad guys (the non-Muslims). One side saw "clearly, with their very eyes" that the other side had twice as many soldiers. End of story. "Lo! herein verily is a lesson for those who have eyes." (I guess I don't have eyes.) 3:13
- "If ye love Allah, follow me; Allah will love you and forgive you your sins."
Follow Muhammad and Allah will love your and forgive your sins. Otherwise.... 3:31 - "Obey Allah and the messenger." But mostly the Messenger (Muhammad). 3:32
- Here's a fun story about Allah, Jesus, and magic clay birds.
"Lo! I [Allah] fashion for you [Jesus] out of clay the likeness of a bird, and I breathe into it and it is a bird, by Allah's leave. " 3:49 - "Allah is the best of schemers." 3:54
- "Why then argue ye concerning that whereof ye have no knowledge?"
Don't argue about things that you know nothing about. 3:66 - Why does Allah like Muslims so much? Because they are the best people on earth, they behave themselves, forbid indecency, and believe in Allah. Allah loves people who believe in him. (Most Non-muslims are "evil-livers.") 3:110 "Obey Allah and obey the messenger." 3:132
- "Ye will overcome them if ye are (indeed) believers."
(Believers always defeat unbelievers.) 3:139 - Those who retreat while fighting in a holy war are inspired by Satan. 3:155
- "Think not of those, who are slain in the way of Allah, as dead." 3:169-171
- Inheritance laws: None of this makes sense to me, but here's a link that explains it all for you. 4:11-12
- "We shall cast him into Fire, and that is ever easy for Allah." 4:30
- Be kind to the slaves "whom your right hands possess." But, of course, if a kind person would set slaves free and wouldn't have them in the first place. 4:36
- Don't make Satan your imaginary friend. Choose Allah instead! 4:38
- If you get dirty (by touching a woman or something), and can't find any clean water around at prayer time, you can clean up by rubbing your face and hands in some clean dirt. 4:43
Absurdity in the Quran 2
"Beautified is the life of the world for those who disbelieve; they make a jest of the believers."
Yes life is beautiful to us unbelievers and we like to laugh at believers! 2:212
Drinking and gambling are sinful, but useful. Allah isn't sure, but he figures their sinfulness is probably greater than their usefulness. Just try not to spend too much on either. 2:219a
If you're wondering how much is too much to spend on drinking and gambling, Allah has the answer for you. Only drink or gamble away what is superfluous. Allah is Mighty, Wise, Helpful. 2:219b
Next Allah gets down to the really important things in life. Things we all wonder about from time to time. Like should I marry a few idolatresses? Is an Islamic concubine better than a really hot Christian woman? Should I refuse to give my daughter to a Jewish man until he becomes a Muslim? And who should I invite to the Fire anyway? 2:221
After your divorced wives have reached the end of their 3 month waiting period, you can take them or leave them. Just don't make Allah a laughing-stock. 2:231
When a man dies, his wives can't have sex for four months and ten days. After that, if they're not pregnant, it's no sin for the dead man if his wives have sex again. 2:234
Allah told thousands of soldiers to die. Then after they died, Allah brought them back to life. 2:243
Allah asks for a loan, promising to pay us back with interest. Allah straightens and enlarges whatever is bent or small. 2:245
Then Allah starts with the Bible stories. And, as usual, he gets them all wrong. First he has angels carrying the ark. 2:247
Allah confuses Saul with Gideon when telling the stupid dog-lapping story of Judges 7:5-7. 2:249
Abraham argues with a disbeliever by saying, "God makes the sun rise in the east. Make it rise in the west." Which totally abashed the disbeliever. But the disbeliever should have said, "I make the sun rise in the east. Ask Allah to make it rise in the west." That would have abashed Abraham and Allah. 2:258
Allah makes a man "die" for 100 years, and then brings him back to life. 2:259
To show how he gives life to the dead, Allah tells Abraham to cut up the bodies of four birds, scatter their remains on four hills, and then call to them. Allah says that the dead birds will come quickly to Abraham. 2:260
Some scriptures are allegorical and some are not. No one understands the allegorical stuff except for Allah. 3:7
Muslims are the best people. Most Non-muslims are "evil-livers." 3:110
Allah tells us about a battle between the good guys (the Muslims) and the bad guys (the non-Muslims). One side saw "clearly, with their very eyes" that the other side had twice as many soldiers. End of story. "Lo! herein verily is a lesson for those who have eyes." (I guess I don't have eyes.) 3:13
"If ye love Allah, follow me; Allah will love you and forgive you your sins."
Follow Muhammad and Allah will love your and forgive your sins. Otherwise.... 3:31
"Obey Allah and the messenger." But mostly the Messenger (Muhammad). 3:32
Here's a fun story about Allah, Jesus, and magic clay birds.
"Lo! I [Allah] fashion for you [Jesus] out of clay the likeness of a bird, and I breathe into it and it is a bird, by Allah's leave. " 3:49
"Allah is the best of schemers." 3:54
"Why then argue ye concerning that whereof ye have no knowledge?"
Don't argue about things that you know nothing about. 3:66
Why does Allah like Muslims so much? Because they are the best people on earth, they behave themselves, forbid indecency, and believe in Allah. Allah loves people who believe in him. (Most Non-muslims are "evil-livers.") 3:110
"Obey Allah and obey the messenger." 3:132
"Ye will overcome them if ye are (indeed) believers."
(Believers always defeat unbelievers.) 3:139
Those who retreat while fighting in a holy war are inspired by Satan. 3:155
"Think not of those, who are slain in the way of Allah, as dead." 3:169-171
Inheritance laws: None of this makes sense to me, but here's a link that explains it all for you. 4:11-12
"We shall cast him into Fire, and that is ever easy for Allah." 4:30
Be kind to the slaves "whom your right hands possess." But, of course, if a kind person would set slaves free and wouldn't have them in the first place. 4:36
Don't make Satan your imaginary friend. Choose Allah instead! 4:38
If you get dirty (by touching a woman or something), and can't find any clean water around at prayer time, you can clean up by rubbing your face and hands in some clean dirt. 4:43
Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will disfigure their faces or turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers. (See 2:65-66) 4:47
Virgins (and plenteous shade) await those who enter paradise. 4:57
"We sent no messenger save that he should be obeyed by Allah's leave." (Obey Muhammad.) 4:64
Don't worry about dying in battle. Remember the shade and the pure companions. Allah wouldn't hurt the down on a date-stone. 4:77
If something good happens to you, it is because of Allah. If something bad happens, it's your own damn fault. Heads, Allah wins; tails, you lose. 4:78-79
"Whoso obeyeth the messenger hath obeyed Allah, and whoso turneth away: We have not sent thee as a warder over them." 4:80
"Will they not then ponder on the Qur'an? If it had been from other than Allah they would have found therein much incongruity."
If the Quran was not from Allah its critics would find some mistakes in it.(The Quran filled with mistakes. It is a silly, error-filled book. But even if the Quran didn't contain a single error, it would not prove that it was from Allah.) 4:82
"If it had not been for the grace of Allah upon you and His mercy ye would have followed Satan, save a few (of you)."
Most of us would be followers of Satan if it wasn't for Allah. 4:83
Whoever participates in a good cause, will be rewarded. Whoever participates in an evil cause, will bear the consequences thereof. (It's not true, but it's a nice thought.) 4:85
If someone says Hi to you say Hi (or Howdy) back to them. 4:86
"Beautified is the life of the world for those who disbelieve; they make a jest of the believers."
Yes life is beautiful to us unbelievers and we like to laugh at believers! 2:212
Drinking and gambling are sinful, but useful. Allah isn't sure, but he figures their sinfulness is probably greater than their usefulness. Just try not to spend too much on either. 2:219a
If you're wondering how much is too much to spend on drinking and gambling, Allah has the answer for you. Only drink or gamble away what is superfluous. Allah is Mighty, Wise, Helpful. 2:219b
Next Allah gets down to the really important things in life. Things we all wonder about from time to time. Like should I marry a few idolatresses? Is an Islamic concubine better than a really hot Christian woman? Should I refuse to give my daughter to a Jewish man until he becomes a Muslim? And who should I invite to the Fire anyway? 2:221
After your divorced wives have reached the end of their 3 month waiting period, you can take them or leave them. Just don't make Allah a laughing-stock. 2:231
When a man dies, his wives can't have sex for four months and ten days. After that, if they're not pregnant, it's no sin for the dead man if his wives have sex again. 2:234
Allah told thousands of soldiers to die. Then after they died, Allah brought them back to life. 2:243
Allah asks for a loan, promising to pay us back with interest. Allah straightens and enlarges whatever is bent or small. 2:245
Then Allah starts with the Bible stories. And, as usual, he gets them all wrong. First he has angels carrying the ark. 2:247
Allah confuses Saul with Gideon when telling the stupid dog-lapping story of Judges 7:5-7. 2:249
Abraham argues with a disbeliever by saying, "God makes the sun rise in the east. Make it rise in the west." Which totally abashed the disbeliever. But the disbeliever should have said, "I make the sun rise in the east. Ask Allah to make it rise in the west." That would have abashed Abraham and Allah. 2:258
Allah makes a man "die" for 100 years, and then brings him back to life. 2:259
To show how he gives life to the dead, Allah tells Abraham to cut up the bodies of four birds, scatter their remains on four hills, and then call to them. Allah says that the dead birds will come quickly to Abraham. 2:260
Some scriptures are allegorical and some are not. No one understands the allegorical stuff except for Allah. 3:7
Muslims are the best people. Most Non-muslims are "evil-livers." 3:110
Allah tells us about a battle between the good guys (the Muslims) and the bad guys (the non-Muslims). One side saw "clearly, with their very eyes" that the other side had twice as many soldiers. End of story. "Lo! herein verily is a lesson for those who have eyes." (I guess I don't have eyes.) 3:13
"If ye love Allah, follow me; Allah will love you and forgive you your sins."
Follow Muhammad and Allah will love your and forgive your sins. Otherwise.... 3:31
"Obey Allah and the messenger." But mostly the Messenger (Muhammad). 3:32
Here's a fun story about Allah, Jesus, and magic clay birds.
"Lo! I [Allah] fashion for you [Jesus] out of clay the likeness of a bird, and I breathe into it and it is a bird, by Allah's leave. " 3:49
"Allah is the best of schemers." 3:54
"Why then argue ye concerning that whereof ye have no knowledge?"
Don't argue about things that you know nothing about. 3:66
Why does Allah like Muslims so much? Because they are the best people on earth, they behave themselves, forbid indecency, and believe in Allah. Allah loves people who believe in him. (Most Non-muslims are "evil-livers.") 3:110
"Obey Allah and obey the messenger." 3:132
"Ye will overcome them if ye are (indeed) believers."
(Believers always defeat unbelievers.) 3:139
Those who retreat while fighting in a holy war are inspired by Satan. 3:155
"Think not of those, who are slain in the way of Allah, as dead." 3:169-171
Inheritance laws: None of this makes sense to me, but here's a link that explains it all for you. 4:11-12
"We shall cast him into Fire, and that is ever easy for Allah." 4:30
Be kind to the slaves "whom your right hands possess." But, of course, if a kind person would set slaves free and wouldn't have them in the first place. 4:36
Don't make Satan your imaginary friend. Choose Allah instead! 4:38
If you get dirty (by touching a woman or something), and can't find any clean water around at prayer time, you can clean up by rubbing your face and hands in some clean dirt. 4:43
Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will disfigure their faces or turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers. (See 2:65-66) 4:47
Virgins (and plenteous shade) await those who enter paradise. 4:57
"We sent no messenger save that he should be obeyed by Allah's leave." (Obey Muhammad.) 4:64
Don't worry about dying in battle. Remember the shade and the pure companions. Allah wouldn't hurt the down on a date-stone. 4:77
If something good happens to you, it is because of Allah. If something bad happens, it's your own damn fault. Heads, Allah wins; tails, you lose. 4:78-79
"Whoso obeyeth the messenger hath obeyed Allah, and whoso turneth away: We have not sent thee as a warder over them." 4:80
"Will they not then ponder on the Qur'an? If it had been from other than Allah they would have found therein much incongruity."
If the Quran was not from Allah its critics would find some mistakes in it.(The Quran filled with mistakes. It is a silly, error-filled book. But even if the Quran didn't contain a single error, it would not prove that it was from Allah.) 4:82
"If it had not been for the grace of Allah upon you and His mercy ye would have followed Satan, save a few (of you)."
Most of us would be followers of Satan if it wasn't for Allah. 4:83
Whoever participates in a good cause, will be rewarded. Whoever participates in an evil cause, will bear the consequences thereof. (It's not true, but it's a nice thought.) 4:85
If someone says Hi to you say Hi (or Howdy) back to them. 4:86
