New year (which is an annual thing) is such a dull affair I think you all will agree 

it consists mainly (but not limited to) of few things
stop doing things before the arrival of new year (which is probably the best thing about new year)
stuffing your mouth with unhealthy oil dripping food
gambling - lets not change this though
receiving visitors (relatives)/and visiting them (Seven save us)
and air and sound pollution on a massive scale in between those things
I'm sure there are lots we can as a nations do to make this thing less tedious...
let us discuss guys, like we always have, and come up with ways to improve this shit
could be a better world where exploding fireworks won't wake you too early in the morning, or you won't have to deliver plates of oily foods to neighbors or you won't have to act like you have been given the earth when your visiting relatives give you some shit that won't fit you..or you won't have to listen to dull new year music (is that even music?)..or the roads won't be blocked by asshole cyclists..
lets discuss good people...lets make this new year shit better!


it consists mainly (but not limited to) of few things
stop doing things before the arrival of new year (which is probably the best thing about new year)
stuffing your mouth with unhealthy oil dripping food
gambling - lets not change this though
receiving visitors (relatives)/and visiting them (Seven save us)
and air and sound pollution on a massive scale in between those things

I'm sure there are lots we can as a nations do to make this thing less tedious...
let us discuss guys, like we always have, and come up with ways to improve this shit
could be a better world where exploding fireworks won't wake you too early in the morning, or you won't have to deliver plates of oily foods to neighbors or you won't have to act like you have been given the earth when your visiting relatives give you some shit that won't fit you..or you won't have to listen to dull new year music (is that even music?)..or the roads won't be blocked by asshole cyclists..
lets discuss good people...lets make this new year shit better!


why not this..
but that solution is way too ahead of our time