new-islamically-sanctified-energy-drink
and it’s called Camel Piss!
No no.. I’m not kidding! Muslims are
allowed to drink camel piss to their fill! And according to the Saudi “scientist” (aka cleric) Shaikh Abdulmohsen Al-Ubaikan, it’s therapeutic too.
Take
THAT Red Bull! They must be pissing their pants right now that they know that their market is about to dry up in Saudi, possibly their largest market in the Middle East.
The proviso though, says the legal consultant in the Saudi Ministry of Justice, is that it could be used to treat a liver disease and there is nothing wrong with that as far as the Shari’a is concerned.
The knowledgeable gentleman (it seems that he has partaken a few liters himself of the good stuff) carries on and advises his followers that “it has been proven through
modern medicine that drinking camel urine and milk is very beneficial and that they cure a liver disease. Custom – he says – suggests mixing camel piss and milk together and drinking the resulting concoction.
I didn’t know that camel piss was heady stuff! Why are the decadent West bothering with their beer which has been medically proven that a person might need to imbibe several pints to levitate to the plain that the good “scientist” is permanently at? Heck, even heavy narcotics won’t get you there faster than the concoction he swears by!
Anyone for a Yellow Camel?
Bottle and sell, baby,
bottle and sell! This could be the export that will supplant oil dollars!
Flabbergasted yet? Well, here’s more, he’s going on a documented hadith and incident as precedent:
I have no idea if this hadith is genuine. I would like it to not be for many reasons: I couldn’t find a reference that any kind of body waste is “good for you”,
http://mahmood.tv/2007/03/05/new-islamically-sanctified-energy-drink-announced/