“ Back in the day the excuse "dog ate my homework" would get you in trouble. The teacher would get mad, embarass you in front of the class by calling you lazy, a liar and a moron. Your parents would then "blow a fuse" subjecting you to some good-ole ass whooping and being grounded like "forever". But nowdays, thanks to the "Compassionate Darwinism", the teacher would get fired, the school would get sued, parents would get arested for a physical and mental abuse. The dog would be sent to a dog psychologist and some educational therapy pending a possible sterilization for hyperactivity.” ~ Concerned Citizen on Evolution