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  1. rith

    Ultimate Truth

    ................................................................................................................................... Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Err is...
  2. rith

    Little Jonny's School Days

    Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strap of ur bra. Teacher: GET OUT of class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed.[/COLOR] Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH. She bent down 2 take chalk, Little Johny started walking out. Teacher: Johny...
  3. rith

    Magic of Maths

    It's time to phone a friend for a little math fun ...get your calculator.. .this works! (Note: Ignore your area code and use only your seven digit phone number) 1) What are the first 3 digits of your phone number? (do NOT include the area code) 2) Multiply by 80 3) Add 1 4) Multiply by 250...
  4. rith

    What most of our migrants forgot

    What most of our migrants forgot!!!!!!!!!! This is indeed true. People appreciate only the icing on the cake not where it was baked first. In 2005, almost fifty years after he left Oxford , Mr Lakshman Kadiragamar' s portrait was unveiled at the Oxford Union. This was a great honour bestowed...
  5. rith

    MONEY

    It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and...
  6. rith

    THAT'S how you wave a towel!!!"

    :yes: No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While...
  7. rith

    Love this Doctor

    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend...
  8. rith

    ENGLISH SKILLS. BEWARE!

    A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am...
  9. rith

    ONE AT A TIME

    Bangi was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet. Bangi left very happy...
  10. rith

    LTTE leadership safe: Tiger intelligence official

    [TamilNet, Friday, 22 May 2009, 09:49 GMT] Head of International Secretariat of the Intelligence wing of the LTTE, Mr. Arivazhakan, who contacted TamilNet Friday categorically denied the reports that the LTTE leader Mr. Velupillai Pirapaharan has been killed. Mr. Arivazhakan urged the global...
  11. rith

    YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed...
  12. rith

    Don't copy if you can't paste!

    A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added, "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause!!! A week later, a top...
  13. rith

    Laugh

    Which is the most confusing day in America? Father’s day! ------------ --- There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend, is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence. ------------ -- True relatives always stand behind...
  14. rith

    Few meanings from the dictionary

    CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the...
  15. rith

    Computer...

    A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa. ''Pencil' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz. A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer?' Instead of giving the...
  16. rith

    !!!Life is precious. Handle it with care.

    Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in his possession. He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but still he never bothered until...... One day as he was driving at a very...
  17. rith

    "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"? WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes"...
  18. rith

    Google Books

    Hello Frnds, Please tell me a way to copy or download a full book from google books. this is urgent, if any one knows please let me know urgently..... thanks in advance.....
  19. rith

    Short story with a great moral

    One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand...
  20. rith

    Aunt Mildred

    Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the...

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