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    why men wear ear rings??

    I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man...
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    Smile

    Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After applying the "miracle" products, she asked him, "Darling, what age would you say I am?" Luke looked her over carefully and then said, "Judging from your skin, twenty. Judging from your hair...
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    Website Needed

    Hii All Can you please tell me the web site for Sureni De Mel, I do remeber someone did post it here, but I cant find the link.... :D
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    "Excellence"

    A tourist once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the...
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    MEDICINE

    Medicine At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' The second...
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    Disorder in the American Courts

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first...
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    Photo shoot leaves Russians in hot water

    Photo shoot leaves Russians in hot water By Gayan Kumara Weerasingha A Russian model, a photographer and another Russian national were arrested by Polonnaruwa police when the model was allgedly seen posing near the ruins of Nissanka Latha Mandapaya wearing a yellow robe. The model was also...
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    Waskaduwa gripped by panic over mystery object

    By Yohan Perera Pandemonium reigned in the Waskaduwa area last evening after the news spread that an object from the sky had fallen to the sea creating a huge splash of water in mid sea. The Kalutara North Police and officers from the Disaster Management Centre rushed to the scene and started...
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    7 types of sex

    The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will...
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    The Bathtub Test

    During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh...
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    New hurdles to love

    New hurdles to love By Bryony Gordon, The Telegraph Group Limited, London, 2009 Published: February 13, 2009, 22:58 The other week I had dinner with a married friend in her late thirties. As is so often the case, conversation turned to the tragic state of my love life. “I don’t get it,” I...
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    Its Time to Smile

    A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe! ---------------- * Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to...
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    A Small Story…...

    A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest...
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    Power Dvd Help

    Ane, Machanglaz,, plz mata power dvd (vista compatible) S/W ekak dennako...
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    Height of Cost Cutting!!!

    :rofl: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8366/69023167aq9.png Recession hits one & all….. Sorry FRND's,,,,,, When I click on the insert Pic button, it doesnt open the pop out box to insert the link.... So I Just Pasted it........
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    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around...
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    Sardar

    Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India ... Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ... ************************************************** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1...
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    Difference between http & https.

    FIRST, MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF: **The main difference between http:// and https:// <HTTPS:///> is. It's all about keeping you secure** HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for...
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    Driving in Sri Lanka

    ============ For the benefit of every Tom, Dick and Harry visiting Sri Lanka and daring to drive on SL roads, I am offering a few hints for survival. They are applicable to every place in SL except in the North, where life outside a vehicle is only marginally safer. Sri Lankan road rules...
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    Downloading English songs

    Hi All, please provide me a Program or link to download english songs..... I was using imesh and limewire but they are not good, specially the songs I download with lime wire are always corrupted..... plz help....:confused:

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