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  1. rith

    Stock' Market

    Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the...
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    Asking the right Q?

    Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's...
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    Managers

    A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to...
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    Question's & Answer's

    1.. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." 2. Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother".... Santa wrote back...
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    General Knowledge

    There are more than 100 world known personalities on this painting. If you can name a minimum of 25, you may consider yourself a well- info rmed person, good luck. http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2294/65327068.th.jpg
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    Need A Song

    Hello All, can any one please give me a direct link to download the following song. BACKSTREET BOYS - WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT (MAKES YOU BEAUTIFULL) ... Rob Thomas I Don't Wanna Be Lonely No More ... Also, please tell me a good site or programe to download english songs, Lime Wire num epa...
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    plz help to find a movie.....

    Hello Boys and Girls, can any one please give me a torrent link to download this movie....... Snow White - The Fairest of Them All...
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    GOTTA PEE

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers . Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with...
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    Earth Hour

    Join people from around the world for Earth Hour and switch off non-essential lights and appliances for one hour between 20:00hrs to 21:00hrs on Saturday, 28th March to show how people can make an environmental difference in what is the largest voluntary 'power down' in history. Dubai and 25...
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    What are the similarities of BAR & BRA

    1. Both words have the same letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing 4. More importantly, Both makes Men crazy when open. :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;) :D ;)
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    MeNs StUfF

    **1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember which one I chose.** **2. My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.** **3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.** **4. Impotence: nature's...
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    An Amazing Song

    Hi frnds, I was playing with YouTube for the last few days and accidently came accross with this Amazing Song from Lakmini. The video clip is very good too, nice editing was done...... CHK this video and tell me abt your comments. <object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie"...
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    Large mysterious fish eats a duck!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg
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    JoKe Of ThE dAy

    A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. A lady asked him "Are they your babies?" Man replied: No, "I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints" :P :oo: :angry: :baffled: :rofl: :rolleyes: :angry: :baffled: :oo: :P :angry: :baffled: :rofl: :rolleyes: :yes: :D :angry: :P :oo...
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    Alibaba & 30 Thieves

    At first, it was Alibaba & 40 Thieves now it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves WHY? What happened? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Recession Boss!!! Alibaba had removed 10 thieves from his group...
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    PAKISTANI DETECTIVE

    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Pakistani Detective:cool: ...the cheapest one he could find. This is his report... Most honourable sir! You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree...
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    HOW DO PAKISTANIS NAME THEIR BABY BOYS?

    If he smiles - Ismail If he has only one hair - Iqbal If he has one hair on the ear - Iqbal Khan If he has one hair on the bum - Ass If Iqbal If he shakes his dads ding dong - Sheik-abbu-da-lulla If he shakes his moms boobs - Sheik - Maa boob If he is born with an erection -...
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    Do you know the relation between your two eyes?

    1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other.......... However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not. Moral of the story: Women can break...
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    The Stock Show

    My wife and I went to the Ft Worth Stock Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He...
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    Long live Bachelors

    Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb I don't...

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