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  1. rith

    The BLOOD DONOR

    A Sheikh was admitted at the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries...
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    NIce ONe

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to...
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    Contact Lenses

    A 21 year old guy used to wear a pair of contact lenses. While barbecuing, he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes. After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down. No one in the party knew why he was doing this? Then he was admitted...
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    63 & Pregnant

    A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after...
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    SKYTRAX AIRLINE OF THE YEAR 2008

    SINGAPORE AIRLINES NAMED AIRLINE OF THE YEAR 2008 "For the 3rd time in 10 years, Singapore Airlines has been named World's Best Airline, winning the 2008 Airline of the Year title in the latest World Airline Awards" said Edward Plaisted (CEO of Skytrax). "We extend our congratulations to...
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    Love Life

    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few...
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    BISHOP / PASTOR / NUN / DONKEY

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey...
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    WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...

    LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I...
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    AND THEN FIGHT STARTED

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace...
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    TNL TV HELP NEEDED

    DOES ANY ONE KNOW HOW TO WATCH TNL TV, ONLINE..... PLEASE POST HERE THE LINK.....
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    Spyware Doctor Help Needed

    Can any one please give me a reg.Key / Reg.S.N for Spyware Doctor. I've downloaded the S/W, its seems to be working, but keeps on asking to get registered.
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    Gujju Madrasi Sardar and Lunch

    A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, 'Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Madrasi opened his lunch...
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    Virus Attack help needed

    Guys, for the past few days i'm getting some visur attacks. luckly it's gets blocked by norton antivirus, but it's keeps on poping.... these are the viruses (risk names) * MSRPC SERVER SERVICE BO * MSRPC MALICIOUS LSASS DS REQUEST BO PLZ HELP ME TO GET RID OF THESE THING......:confused:
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    PLz Help

    HI FRNDS, CAN ANY ONE PLZ GIVE ME THE LINK TO DOWNLOAD THE AUDIO VERSIONS OF THE FOLLOWING VIDEO SONGS. * A Hetha - Iraj and Delon ft Shani (Original Video) - I'VE DOWNLOADED THE AUDIO VERSION EK DOWNLOAD SECTION BUT THERE'S A HUGE DIFFERRANCE IN THE RAP. * Hot n Sexy - Erosha ft Iraj...
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    If Obama born in Sri Lanka ???

    Guys chk the link for the pic..... When i click on that insert image link, its not working...... http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/7098/att1919551wi3.jpg
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    Know Your Value !!!

    A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, He asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up. He...
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    First Indian Astronaut Arrives Back Safely

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    ALCOHOROSCOPES

    BASED ON YOUR SUNSIGNS YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !! ARIES : Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get...
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    What Love means to a 4-8 year old ....

    Slow down fonutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined See what you...
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    Quality Hindi Films

    Hi All, Can any one please provide a link to download hindi films. (except for rapid share)

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