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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Why Dogs are better than Women

    (NO OFFENCE GIRLS/LADIES - JUST A JOKE) • Dogs don't cry. • Dogs love it when your friends come over. • Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. • Dogs think you sing great. • A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. • Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running...
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    Menna Magen RS Acc's 3k

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    WHAT WOMAN SAY & WHAT IT MEANS

    CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. ********* I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. ********* DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. ********* NO, PIZZA'S FINE...
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    What Guys Really Mean

    Here's a detailed look on what boys say and what they actually mean about that. Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get...
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    Gosh. This is so funny!

    Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later he got lost again...
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    POETIC RESIGNATION

    --------------- Employee Resignation --------------- The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they...
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    For a Change

    There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so...
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    Dating

    WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to make love but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and make love Second Date: You both get blind drunk and...
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    GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

    Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!! Between...
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    Rajnikanth facts

    You want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts Rajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... Out of rain. Rajanikanth can...
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    Does Management know their Staff ?

    On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the Company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?" The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such A personal question, he replied, none...
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    Freshmen versus seniors

    Freshman: Is never in bed past noon. Senior: Is never out of bed before noon. Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut. Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend. Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall. Senior: Brings a jumbo...
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    පෙම් පුවත්

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    MEN n WOMEN

    Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one around...
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    Mans regret !

    1. U love sum1....U marry some1 else. The 1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband. N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id 2. There's only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. 3. Three dreams of...
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    HIJACK !!!

    One guy in the plane got up all of sudden and shouted "HIJACK" ... the passengers got scared and put their hands up ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . From the other end someone shouted Hi John...
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    විජය ලී මෝල

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    Marvel that is an Engineer - The Great

    1] Marvel that is an Engineer - Practical Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this...
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    sunday school

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin...
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    North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

    *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the...

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