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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    MARRIAGE UNDER INCOME TAX ACT

    If you like a girl, propose her for marriage and follow the following procedure: 1) send a notice u/s 142(1)(ii) to the girl for submiiting her consent over your proposal 2) send a show cause notice u/s 144 to her father to give reason for not marrying her 3) pass the assesment order & raise...
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    Wacky Definitions

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
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    Alcohoroscopes

    We've seen a lot of horoscopes and birth signs related to animals, colors, flowers, numbers, and all things you can just imagine, but here's something you can think about and have some laugh. Lol! I'm a Pisces so I have an "addictive personality" huh? Have fun! Alcohoroscopes explains your...
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    Funny Greeting Cards - Outside n Inside

    1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I...
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    BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

    1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE...
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    Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ********** LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. ********** LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your...
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    Mouse Balls And Mouse Ball inspector

    I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note...
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    Top 10 Reasons TV is better than WWW

    The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web 1) It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2) When was the last time you tuned in to "MTV" and got a "Error 404" message? 3) There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on...
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    උල්කාපාත වර්ෂාවක් දැක බලා ගැනිමේ දුර්ලභ &#3461

    උල්කාපාත වර්ෂාවක් දැක බලා ගැනිමේ දුර්ලභ &#3461 උල්කාපාත වර්ෂාවක් දැක බලා ගැනිමේ දුර්ලභ අවස්ථාවක් ශ්‍රී ලාංකිකයින්ට හෙට (13) අලුයම උදා වේ. ශ්‍රී ලංකාවට එය දිස් වන්නේ, හෙට උදෑසන 4.00ත් 5.00ත් අතර කාලයේදී ය පර්සීඩ් නමින් හැඳින්වෙන මෙම උල්කාපාත වර්ෂාව අද සිට අනෙකුත් රටවලට ද දැකගත හැකි බව ආතර්...
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    How's my new Sigi

    Commentz plz
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    My 9K : Microsoft.Windows.7.Professional.Edition.x64_by_B! pR@

    With Windows 7 Professional, fewer walls stand between you and your success. You can run many Windows XP productivity programs in Windows XP Mode and recover data easily with automatic backups to your home or business network. You can also connect to company networks effortlessly and more...
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    The Beautiful and a Bungler

    This morning on the freeway to work, I looked over to my left and there was A beautiful Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked just away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my...
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    Cooooool quotes

    say no to drugs, they just don't listen. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. The light at the end of the tunnel may be...
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    FUNNY MATHEMATICS

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee =...
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    Exam Special

    Three Examinations special 1) Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.... 2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper...
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    Dog Logic

    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than heloves himself. - Josh Billings The average dog is...
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    Cough it up !

    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Ruppe coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue...
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    SCIENCE EXAM

    If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink...
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    The Boss

    A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the...
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    Top 20 Replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

    20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before.." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in...

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